Introducing Friedrich Thursdays

March 6, 2008 by
Filed under: Articles of Fedderization, Bushwick 

During my latest jaunt to Bushwick I had a most embarrassing moment. The following building (which is located on Schaeffer Street) was the catalyst.

Schaeffer Street Shit

As I laid eyes upon this building my first thought was:

Didn’t I feature this building already? I must have gotten the location wrong! Shit!

When I arrived home I frantically logged onto my computer and fact checked. Fortunately (or would that be unfortunately?) I was not incorrect: Bushwick simply sports an inordinate number of Fedders Specials.

Moving forward I will endeavor to have a better eye for detail —which brings me to the purpose of this post. A building need not sport Fedders boxes to be Fedder-esque in nature. The fine folks at Friedrich have their fair share of eyesores for the choosing and to ignore this fact would be a travesty. Thus, Friedrich Thursdays was born. Today’s turdage hails from Halsey Street.

Halsey Street Friedrich

As you can see this building is the epitome of what I like to call the “High Fedders Style”. It is appointed with such niceties as mismatched entrances, fake keystones, burglar bars, zero plant life, plenty of parking and…

Duct tape

duct tape. In the event of a chemical or biological weapons attack this unit will be 100% prepared. And this, dear readers, gives yours truly ample peace of mind.

Miss Heather


One Comment on Introducing Friedrich Thursdays

  1. reverb on Fri, 7th Mar 2008 8:39 am
  2. The Satellite dish is a nice touch

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