Luxury Condominiums For Sale!

April 21, 2008 by
Filed under: Articles of Fedderization, Bed-Stuy 

Corcoran has made its presence known in Bedford Stuyvesant!

This must be a luxurious pile of crap if Corcoran has seen fit to pimp it.

Follows are some of the appointments for this luxury condo:

  1. Air-conditioning boxes by Friedrich.
  2. Shoddy brick laying (pointing).
  3. Exposed PVC and gutters.
  4. Exposed electrical meters.
  5. Ample of amounts of cement and no greenery whatsoever.
  6. Butt ugly balconies.

Way to go, Babs!

Miss Heather

Comments

2 Comments on Luxury Condominiums For Sale!

  1. Steve of Astoria on Mon, 21st Apr 2008 6:03 am
  2. What’s wrong with the balconies? They’re perfect for lawn chairs, barbecues and breaking in.

  3. rowan on Mon, 21st Apr 2008 6:09 pm
  4. are they proper balconies or the ones where you must be hipster-thin to stand on them? if they’re the first variety, then i agree with steve about the barbecues.

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