Quicklink: The Truth About Pistilli Riverview East

June 15, 2010 by
Filed under: Astoria, Queens 

(Or: keep your expectations low & you’ll always be satisfied)

This site was brought to my attention via the New York Shitty inbox and courtesy of someone who calls himself (or herself) “Pistilli’s Least Favorite Tenant”. What can you expect from TTAPRE, you ask? Well, the “About” page pretty much says it all:

I moved into Pistilli Riverview East in Astoria on October 20, 2009. My apartment began leaking four days later on October 24, 2009. My apartment still leaks to this day. My landlord, Parkview Building Associates, LLC. is operated by Pistilli Realty. The way they manage this building is despicable and unacceptable. I’m not griping about cheap appliances or cabinetry. Those things are what they are and I willingly and knowingly entered into my lease having seen the cheap appliances and cabinetry. I did not knowingly and willingly enter into my lease to live in an apartment that constantly and persistently leaks and is covered in toxic black mold.

At a mere two posts long this blog sports moldering and disintegrating ceilings (as seen at left), some kind brown ooze gracing the window sills of the laundry room and allegations that the doorman is refusing admittance to census workers. One can only imagine what will happen next. Check it out!

Miss Heather


2 Comments on Quicklink: The Truth About Pistilli Riverview East

  1. rowan on Wed, 16th Jun 2010 3:02 pm
  2. Pistilli are royal jerks. The condition of the Astral testifies to their lack of concern as landlords. I feel for the tenants of Pistilli Riverview East. Apparently, old tenements and “luxury” buildings are given the same Pistilli care.

  3. missheather on Wed, 16th Jun 2010 3:07 pm
  4. You should see Pistilli Riverview East. They took an old factory, threw on a bunch of additions and slathered the whole thing in stucco. The finished product is truly vomit-inducing:


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