Spotted At Brooklyn Bridge Park: Fanny Floss

June 6, 2010 by
Filed under: Brooklyn 

This vision hails from Brooklyn Bridge Park and comes courtesy of my buddy Bitchcakes. I would like to humbly suggest this gent become the new, uh, face of Coppertone.*

Miss Heather

*Interesting fact: Jodie Foster was a Coppertone girl. No kidding.


9 Comments on Spotted At Brooklyn Bridge Park: Fanny Floss

  1. KateBlack on Sun, 6th Jun 2010 11:06 am
  2. That’s Banana Hammock!

    It’s even worse from the front. Last year, I took this photo:

    and that was picked up by Awkward Boners blog:

  3. bitchcakes on Sun, 6th Jun 2010 1:38 pm
  4. Is it bad that I immediately thought of you when I saw this… gentleman? Glad you could spread the love!

  5. Rebecca11222 on Sun, 6th Jun 2010 8:07 pm
  6. S-P-R-E-A-D

  7. missheather on Sun, 6th Jun 2010 8:16 pm
  8. @ KateBlack: That’s impressive. Why doesn’t he go “Carmen Miranda” and add some cherries to (t)his bushel?

    @bitchcakes: Believe it or not I was flattered that you thought of my when you saw this.

    @Rebecca11222: I think Banana Hammock is doing a perfectly good job of spreading it on his own. Looks like he is harboring a guinea pig down there.

  9. KateBlack on Sun, 6th Jun 2010 11:16 pm
  10. Now that you bring it up, I think the day I shot that photo of him, I was at the farmer’s market to pick up cherries. But I didn’t want to share.

    He is apparently there ALL the time. My partner’s coworker just checked out the new section of park and reported back, “It’s really beautiful, but we couldn’t stay. There was a …um… a creepy man in a yellow thong sprawled in the middle of the hill.”

  11. rowan on Mon, 7th Jun 2010 11:24 am
  12. if it is not the same gentleman photographed at Newtown Creek Park, then the two of them need to meet. seriously. they could trade tanning lotions and banana hammock style tips.

    this was funny on Saturday night when Bitchcakes showed me and it is still funny today. thanks for making my Monday.

  13. prolescience on Tue, 14th Sep 2010 4:09 pm
  14. Spotted this guy in June. My friends and I call him Lance, as in Lance Armstrong bracelet. LiveStrong!

  15. missheather on Tue, 14th Sep 2010 4:15 pm
  16. Whatever he is he is special. I’d pay this dude $50 to strut his stuff at East River State Park. If I had $50, that is.

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