Great Moments in Aluminum Siding, Volumes XIV & XV

February 19, 2008 by
Filed under: Bushwick 

I have a confession to make: last week’s installment of siding goodness left me wanting.

278 Woodbine

I mean sure that’s one phat water slide they got they got over on Woodbine Street, but life isn’t all fun and games. As I have gotten older I have become a lot more security conscious and this fence simply does not give me peace of mind.

Fort Apache, Myrtle Avenue

This fortress on Myrtle Avenue is a big improvement, but once again the first floor fence is too easy for all those criminals, thieves and mashers lurking out there to climb. This is good yes, but not quite good enough for yours truly.

The Bunker

Now this is more like it! Why care about having egress in the event of a fire when you can asphyxiate in your own terrarium! Hands off this Cornelia Street beauty folks. She’s mine.

Bunker close up

But until the owner sees fit to sell, methinks I will purchase property next door. Who wouldn’t pay a few hundred thousand dollars to look at this beauty every day? It’s is a bargain at twice the price.

Miss Heather


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