Culture on the Cheap
Great Moments in Aluminum Siding, Volumes XIV & XV
I have a confession to make: last week’s installment of siding goodness left me wanting.
I mean sure that’s one phat water slide they got they got over on Woodbine Street, but life isn’t all fun and games. As I have gotten older I have become a lot more security conscious and this fence simply does not give me peace of mind.
This fortress on Myrtle Avenue is a big improvement, but once again the first floor fence is too easy for all those criminals, thieves and mashers lurking out there to climb. This is good yes, but not quite good enough for yours truly.
Now this is more like it! Why care about having egress in the event of a fire when you can asphyxiate in your own terrarium! Hands off this Cornelia Street beauty folks. She’s mine.
But until the owner sees fit to sell, methinks I will purchase property next door. Who wouldn’t pay a few hundred thousand dollars to look at this beauty every day? It’s is a bargain at twice the price.