Reader Contribution Du Jour: A Proven Record Of Achievement

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Gropez truly is the gift that keeps on giving. In this case a “birthday card” sent to a woman in the 34th City Council District— a month late. As you can see she has taken this missive in good humor (and context). Vito writes:

I wish that for every extra candle on your cake, you receive an extra reason to smile. Happy Birthday to you!

That “come hither” look and comb-over. Wow, just wow.

From The New York Shitty Inbox: Greetings From Ridgewood!

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This New York Daily News/campaign literature mash-up was made possible by a resident of Ridgewood. As you can see Mr. Gropez appears to have taken some, um, creative license with the highlighted image. Interesting. In any case, he needs to parlay some of that campaign money and hire a better Photoshop wizard. Bad.

P.S.: Oh yeah, if this fellow is willing to utilize phony photos for the campaign trail, exactly what kind of City Councilman do you think he will be? Just sayin’…

UPDATE, August 4, 2013: The New York Daily News has taken notice of this hilarious item and has a rather nice article about it. You can/should read it here!

UPDATE, August 5, 2013: New York Magazine’s Daily Intelligencer tender it’s two cents;

…New York Shitty suggested the Lopez campaign employ a better Photoshopper. It would also benefit by not retouching photos that appeared in easily Googlable Daily News stories in the first place.

Well said. And last— but hardly least— here’s what Queens Crap has to say:

This guy is either really stupid, or has cojones the size of cantaloupes.

I’d say both— but why split hairs?

Bittersweet Brooklyn Takes On “The War On Brunch”

Enjoy!

Quicklink: The 12 Douchiest New York City Real Estate Ads Of All Time

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Alas, MySpace Realty (as seen above and here) did not make the cut. Nonetheless, Buzzfeed’s selections are pretty cringe-worthy and not surprisingly Williamsburg is well represented…

From The New York Shitty Inbox: Bittersweet Brooklyn

This is a new endeavor by a good friend and all-around very thoughtful fellow named Dennis. Give it a watch— compelling stuff!

New York Shitty Photos Du Jour: Cake

June 14, 2013 ·
Filed under: 11206, East Williamsburg, East Williamsburg Brooklyn, Street Art 

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Taken June 13, 2013.

The Word On The Street: Who Loves You, Baby?

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(Taken June 13, 2013)

New York Shitty Street Art Du Jour: Mixed Bag

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Taken June 13, 2013.

New York Shitty Street Art Du Jour: Chris Uphues

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Taken June 13, 2013.

New York Shitty Photos Du Jour: Cat Lover’s Special

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Taken June 13, 2013.