From The New York Shitty Photo Pool: Greenpoint Avenue Bridge

Drawbridge

Taken by Victoria Belanger.

The Word On The Street: Review Avenue

March 12, 2012 ·
Filed under: 11101, Blissville, Blissville Queens, The Word On The Street 

Taken March 11, 2012.

Quicklink: Black Gold Flows In Queens

December 13, 2011 ·
Filed under: 11101, Blissville, Blissville Queens, Maspeth, Maspeth Queens, Newtown Creek 

It would appear Newtown Creek just can’t get a break! Click here and read about the latest “gusher” to grace the Seine of north Brooklyn!*

*And southern western Queens, of course.

New York Shitty Day Ender: No Parking

November 27, 2011 ·
Filed under: 11101, 11104, Blissville, Blissville Queens, Sunnyside, Sunnyside Queens 

From Greenpoint Avenue.

New York Shitty Day Ender: Smile!

Today yours truly embarked upon a new project: walking Greenpoint Avenue in its entirety and documenting anything/everything I found interesting. While definitely a long-term project, I cannot resist wrapping up today’s posts with this photograph I took today in Blissville.

From The New York Shitty Photo Pool, Part II: Fallen

Taken by Noah Devereaux.

Miss Heather

New York Shitty Day Ender: Live From Newtown Creek

Shit Tits and Scrap Metal

While prognosticated, the rapture did not happen today. Or if it did I was left behind and am ready, willing and able to process copious amounts of photographs and video footage from my Newtown Creek experience. Before we proceed here are some interesting facts/observations:

  • Courtesy of a nearby radio station the Kosciuszko Bridge is “live”. In other words when men perform maintenance on it they must be “grounded”.
  • The sour mash from breweries which formerly dotted the creek were fed to cows and their milk (which was reputed to taste rather  awful) was then sold to orphanages at deep discounts. For this reason the product was called “orphan’s milk”.
  • The “product” from our local waste treatment plant is dried into cakes (their words, not mine) and sold on the open market as fertilizer.
  • After a week of heavy rainfall Newtown Creek is awash in Coney Island whitefish.

A Bit About Hunters Point (South) Development

Two Words: SHIT TITS!

Our tour guide, Mitch Waxman, explains the provenance of “DUGABO”

The First, But Hardly Last, Condom Spotting of the Day

The Penny Bridge Is Discussed

KAYAKERS!

A Representative from Riverkeeper Speaks, Part I: Waste Management

TEASER/CAVEAT: If you watch carefully you will see the putrefied bloated corpse of a cat drifting in the water.

A Representative from Riverkeeper Speaks, Part II: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About The Shit Tits

In closing I will leave you with this very informative brochure from my sojourn. You can view it by clicking here.

Miss Heather

From The New York Shitty Photo Pool: Calvary

May 10, 2011 ·
Filed under: 11101, Blissville, Blissville Queens, Laurel Hill, Laurel Hill Queens 

Taken by Noah Devereaux.

Miss Heather

New York Shitty Day Ender: A Stroll In Queens

Reflection

As promised, here are some highlights from yesterday’s sojourn around Queens. Before we proceed I’d like to tender a few thoughts/teasers:

  1. I stumbled upon not one but two clownmobiles. Slap happy after four hours of walking I have fun with the owners of one of them.
  2. Just as in the fine borough of Kings if a patch of drying cement is left unattended in Queens someone will draw penis on it.
  3. After finding another “adult film” discarded by the railroad tracks on Skillman Avenue yours truly has decided to start a “found porn” map. Is anyone with me on this?

Without further ado, here it is. Enjoy!

You can view this slide show in larger format by clicking here.

Miss Heather

New York Shitty Day Ender: Anyone Lose Some Pants?

Or want a pair— albeit somewhat worse for wear— but with a belt?

If so, head over to Review Avenue and get ‘em!* Those Queens folks have all the fun. *sigh*

Miss Heather

*This was found five minutes walking distance from Risque: a gentleman’s club.