Urban Artifact: Special Feral Food Edition

May 17, 2014 ·
Filed under: Chelsea, Chelsea Manhattan, New York City, Urban Artifact 

Taken May 17, 2014.

From The New York Shitty Photo Pool: Eyes On The Street

September 12, 2013 ·
Filed under: Chelsea, Chelsea Manhattan, New York City 

Eyes On the Street

Taken by Scoboco.

From The New York Shitty Photo Pool: High Line

248/365 Gilbert & George «Walking»

Taken by mistergalaxy.

A Review Of Public Pay Phones

The previous content undoubtedly makes it clear that today I whiled away my time outside the Garden Spot. We have a friend visiting from out of town so we’re pulling out all the stops. Or more accurately: we’re stopping constantly. So as to feed my public pay phone fixation. The way I see it, these fixtures— or more accurately: what is to be found in them— are a reflection of the communities into which they are placed. These “urban artifacts”, however revolting they may be— and they frequently are— tickle my inner anthropologist’s fancy. Without further ado, here we go!

Sixth Avenue & 28 Street, Chelsea

6aveand28street

This is located around the corner from Jeff Boss’s manifold number of missives (which I featured previously). There is a lot going on here, so let’s go in for a closer look!

yellowpants

One pair of neon yellow pants.

Soiled

Soiled.

petals

Rose petals grace the concrete.

roses

Which brings me to the right-hand stall. We have what once was a bouquet and this.

You are an asshole

No argument here. Upon closer inspection I discerned that both “stalls” bore this missive.

980 Sixth Avenue, “Fashion District”

980sixthave

This one is gold— in ways I could not begin to fathom.

enemyinplainsight

Initially, I thought the above-depicted flyer was related to this incitement. Nope.

PORNSTARSWELCOME

I have taken the liberty of highlighting my favorite passages.

notakers

I suppose it is not surprising he has not gotten any “takers”. Has not this fellow ever heard of Craigslist? It would save him a lot of money on fliers (which, in turn could be used to pay for entertaining). So it goes…

LADIES

Here’s what I found placed deftly atop of the receiver. NEEEXT!

40th Street, Bryant Park

spoonphone

Not much to see here save a misshapen spoon. Now let’s proceed to the Upper East Side…

Second Avenue & East 68 Street

pissphone

Public pay phones in New York City are often pressed into service as privies. This is hardly news. However, the elegance of what happened here is truly noteworthy. So much so I outlined it to my travelling companions like the tour guide I most assuredly am.

  1. This individual— a man— despite probably being in an inebriated state utilized the features of this phone in a rather clever way. He first placed the cup between the rails. 
  2. He peed into the cup. That will make it easier for whoever is charged with removing it.

whoops

For the most part. Still this gets an “E” for effort. Closing on a poignant  note…

59th Street & Third Avenue, “Midtown”

elizabethgardner

You can learn what Elizabeth Gardner did by clicking here. She was a lot more than a pretty face…

Spotted On 6th Avenue: “Quitler”

ATTENTION

BE THE NEXT DIRECTOR

quinnashitler

Wailing Wall 1

Wailing Wall 2

 

This Jeff Boss fellow has a lot on his mind. Exactly what this stuff is, I cannot say I comprehend. However, he may be onto something— however hyperbolic— regarding Christine Quinn and “stop and Frisk”. Hey, even a broken clock tell the correct time twice a day…

From The New York Shitty Photo Pool: Kickin’ It

Just kicking it

Taken by Scoboco.

From The New York Shitty Photo Pool: Cherry Blossoms

Cherry Blossom grows on the High Line

Taken by Desb1965.

From The New York Shitty Photo Pool: Me & You

February 14, 2013 ·
Filed under: Chelsea, Chelsea Manhattan, Manhattan, New York City, Street Art 

Allen Ruppersberg: You & Me, on the High Line Billboard

Taken by Scoboco.

New York Shitty Day Starter: Untitled

February 4, 2013 ·
Filed under: Chelsea, Chelsea Manhattan, New York City, Street Art 

Phlegm

Taken by Scoboco.

The Word On The Street, Part II: Wasted

January 16, 2013 ·
Filed under: Chelsea, Chelsea Manhattan, Manhattan, New York City 

wasted

From 14 Street.