From The New York Shitty Photo Pool, Part II: Smiles

July 15, 2014 ·
Filed under: Manhattan, New York City, Stuff That Makes Miss Heather Happy 

Taken by UrbanphotoZ.

From The New York Shitty Photo Pool: NYC

July 9, 2014 ·
Filed under: Manhattan, New York City 

Taken by Kelvin Quaye.

From The New York Shitty Photo Pool: Party At Ground Zero

June 20, 2014 ·
Filed under: Manhattan, New York City, Stuff The Makes Heather Sad 

Taken by dwc April, 25th 2014.

After the recent brouhaha about the 9/11 Museum selling cheese plates today I decided to see exactly who goes there. For purely snow globe purposes, mind you.

Two Flags 600

It was— and this is being kind— like watching a huckster’s tent at a freak show. They come from near and far to pay a tour guide/a dime $25.00 a gander at this city’s misery…

Flag Waver 600

Display their patriotism. Conspicuously.

Libertees 600

Buy shit.

Tourist Hell 600

Pose with the police

The Big Apple 600

And then they leave.

From The New York Shitty Photo Pool: Happy Friday!

June 13, 2014 ·
Filed under: Manhattan, New York City, Urban Artifact 

Taken by Socboco.

From The New York Shitty Photo Pool: Untitled

June 12, 2014 ·
Filed under: Manhattan, New York City, Stuff That Makes Miss Heather Happy 

Taken by amolho4.

From The New York Shitty Inbox: Today’s Feral Citibikie

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A fellow named Mark writes:

Last seen yesterday evening. Has been on Broadway between 84th-85th in Manhattan for 3+ weeks. Not sure what will happen to it when that scaffolding comes down.

 

From The New York Shitty Photo Pool: Just Say No

Diane Greene Lent (who took this photograph) notes:

June 5, 2014: Protest at the home of billionaire David Koch at 740 Park Ave.

The Word On The Street: FRI$KY BU$INE$$

As spied on Essex Street. While I am on the subject, I would like to give a shout out to Curtis & Kuby’s Facebook page. Today the latter was kind enough to share my “product”!. I quickly discerned this when I received an inquiry. It goes as follows:

Please tell me the stop & frisk snowglobe is a real product. How does one go about acquiring one or two?

I have assured this gentleman that this snow globe is quite real. Nevertheless, the latter is an excellent question. One quite frankly I had not pondered. This in large part because I have so much darned fun making these bad boys (and girls). In any case, here’s the deal:

  • Inasmuch as I would like to do a flat rate price by size (of globe), the fact of the matter is some are more costly to make in terms of material and labor than others. Thus…
  • they will be priced accordingly and on a case by case basis.
  • Anyone interested in purchase a snow globe should contact me via email at: missheather (at) newyorkshitty (dot) com. Please be sure to indicate which one you are interested in.
  • All transactions and donations (Yes, I have had folks ask if they can help finance this venture) will be conducted via PayPal. My account is the previously listed email address.
  • I suppose it would be helpful if a provided a link to my “product”. This photo set shows what I have created, what I am presently working on, the “process” in all its fun and frustration. I update it on a fairly regular basis— so check back periodically!

Presently I am working on a snow globe which explores the phenomenon of “indecent exposure” and how technology (smart phones in particular) has shifted the “balance of power” so to speak from the “flasher” to the “flashee”. This seems to have resulted in more responsiveness to this kind of thing from our constabulary. As you can see, gentle readers this chap is exposing himself to mixed reactions from his “audience”. Two have elected to run away, one is reading him the riot act and another is calmly documenting it on her smart phone (from hence it will undoubtedly find its way onto the Internet).

On the “to do” list:

  • Occupy Wall Street: I suspect this will be a series.
  • This guy.
  • Alec Baldwin getting arrested for bicycling down Fifth Avenue the wrong way.

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I think we can all agree this needs to happen. In closing (and on a related note) I would like to give a shout out to this rather nifty endeavor which is presently on view in Long Island City.

Get Small

You can get the skinny on Mr. Stojak’s project by clicking here. Check it out!

Credits/Props: Image of Mr. Baldwin and New York’s Finest comes courtesy of InTouch magazine via CBS News. Image of Mr. Stojak’s work comes courtesy of Worleygig.com. Last— but hardly least— a shout out of thanks goes out to Queens Crap for bringing Mr. Stojak’s wonderful work to my attention!

From The New York Shitty Photo Pool: The Grace Period Is Over

May 13, 2014 ·
Filed under: Manhattan, New York City 

Taken by John Fullard.

From The New York Shitty Photo Pool, Part II: Brother, Can Your Spare 20,000 Dimes?

April 7, 2014 ·
Filed under: Manhattan, New York City 

Taken by Pine Ear.