Today In Illegal Hotels: 5 West 31st Street

Yesterday I had the pleasure of sojourning with some good friends of mine. One fellow— we’ll call him “Q”— took me on a tour of Inwood. Simply put, it was awesome.

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In return I showed “Q”, being a good host, a not terribly unfamiliar sight in our fair city…

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I speak of none other than a Vacate Order!

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It is accompanied by a Red Cross notice. This is getting interesting!

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A “restraining order”? This a whole new game. One which I felt compelled to investigate when I got home.

DOB BIS 5 West 31 street

Behold the copious number of actions (94) and violations (103). Impressive!

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Converting a three bedroom apartment into a five bedroom apartment with two bedrooms twhich sport no windows. Nope, our Bravest ain’t gonna like that one bit!

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No sprinklers either? Oh boy.

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So they converted three floors of residential space— seven, nine and ten respectively– into hostel space and were in the process of converting floors six and four— without permits naturally. That nonsense is for rank amateurs and these urbanoasisnyc.com folks are superstars!

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However their clients seemed to have liked them enough. You can see reviews, photos, etc. of this super-sized and quite illegal former hostel on Trip Advisor. Obviously they have not heard the news yet…

New York Shitty Photo Du Jour: West 125 Street

September 10, 2014 ·
Filed under: 10027, Harlem, Harlem Manhattan, Manhattan, New York City, Street Art 

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Taken September 10, 2014.

From The New York Shitty Photo Pool: Happy Primary Day!

September 9, 2014 ·
Filed under: New York City 

Taken by Diane Greene Lent.

From The New York Shitty Photo Pool, Part II: Chinatown

September 7, 2014 ·
Filed under: Chinatown, Chinatown Manhattan, New York City 

Taken by Luis Peralta.

From The New York Shitty Photo Pool, Part II: God Forgives, I Don’t

September 6, 2014 ·
Filed under: New York City 

What makes this photo truly exceptional is not its composition or subject matter (although both are good). it is the previous two things paired with the title. Well done, Luis Peralta!

From The New York Shitty Photo Pool: Too Hot To Fly

September 6, 2014 ·
Filed under: New York City 

Taken by Robert S.

From The New York Shitty Photo Pool: Grand Central

September 3, 2014 ·
Filed under: Midtown, Midtown Manhattan, New York City 

Taken by Luis Peralta.

New York Shitty Photo Du Jour: Touche!

Touche nys

From Grand Central Station.

From The New York Shitty Photo Pool: Harlem

September 1, 2014 ·
Filed under: Harlem, Harlem Manhattan, New York City 

Taken by John Fullard.

From The New York Shitty Photo Pool: Stray Cat Strut

August 31, 2014 ·
Filed under: New York City, Urban Fur 

Taken by Robert S. Photography.