The Word On The Street, Part II: Special Jack & The Beanstalk Edition

Nostrand Avenue nys

Taken March 8, 2015.

Crosstown Local Photo Du Jour: Greenpoint Avenue

Fifty Shades Of Bollocks nys

Taken today, March 8th 2015. While I am on the subject (this being the Crosstown Local and spring), methinks I spotted the Easter Bunny availing himself of the G train today. Or is it Eeyore? I’ll let you, gentle readers, make the call.

The Word On The Street: Walworth Street

March 8, 2015 ·
Filed under: 11205, Bed-Stuy, Bed-Stuy Brooklyn, The Word On The Street 

EVER nys

Taken March 8, 2015.

The Word On The Street: Wythe Avenue

March 4, 2015 ·
Filed under: 11249, The Word On The Street, Williamsburg, Williamsburg Brooklyn 

Anymore nys

Taken March 4, 2015.

Greenpoint Photos Du Jour: 860 Manhattan Avenue

Watchmaker Service March 2 2015 nys

Patrick Pumpkin nys

Patrick Pumpkin 2 nys

Three Times nys

Continuing on today’s theme (this being street justice) I present Patrick Pumpkin. I stumbled upon him while running errands this morning. In the annals of Garden Spot acts of discontentment employing edibles, this is a sullen twee whimper when, say, compared to this.* Those of you who feel so inclined to give Mr. Pumpkin a looksee be advised to keep your shutter-bugging/gawking on the downlow. The proprietress of this establishment vehemently dislikes such things. In fact, she may very well yell at you. “Deserve” has nothing to do with it.

*Which, for those of you who may be wondering, is the fruit (bad pun intended) of a disagreement between a citizen and the Department of Sanitation.  He complained to them about some matter or another. I do not recall what— it is really not important. What is important is that he made our Strongest angry. Angry enough— or so he alleged— that they dumped bags of rotten tomatoes in front of his property and then wrote him a ticket for them. I miss the good ol’ days sometimes…

The Word On The Street, Part III: Rebuttal

Belong! nys

For those of you who are wondering, “IBS” (at least as far as this flier is concerned) stands for “International Beauty Show”, not Irritable Bowel Syndrome.

(Taken February 27, 2015.)

The Word On The Street, Part II: Myrtle Avenue

February 28, 2015 ·
Filed under: 11221, Bed-Stuy, Bed-Stuy Brooklyn, The Word On The Street 

Myrtle Avenue nys

Taken February 27, 2015.

The Word On The Street: Frozen

February 28, 2015 ·
Filed under: 11206, Bed-Stuy, Bed-Stuy Brooklyn, The Word On The Street, Urban Artifact 

Frozen nys

From Ellery Street.

New York Shitty Photos Du Jour: Broadway

February 27, 2015 ·
Filed under: 11206, Bushwick, Bushwick Brooklyn, Street Art, The Word On The Street 

Beer Pong nys

Hanksy nys

Taken February 27, 2015.

The Word On The Street, Part II: Montrose Avenue

Montrose Avenue nys

Taken February 27, 2015.