The Word On The Street: McGuinness Boulevard

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Stop gentirfiying

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BELVEDERE

It’s been a long time— perhaps too long— since I have lavished attention upon the Belvedere Empire. You know, those serial numbered, Neoclassical “by the yard” excrescences with absurdly large balconies which have been popping up in our community for years? Well recently the Mister and I were walking down McGuinness Boulevard. That is where we beheld this. We were not the only ones who took notice either.

Going to move in?

A woman exiting the Polam Supermarket asked. to wit I answered.

Oh, ABSOLUTELY.

I replied. Sarcasm noted (and appreciated) she added:

They have buildings all over the place.

I know, I know. I replied. They ugly as shit and sport those ridiculous balconies. But this one is the biggest of the lot. Hell, it is not a building. It is fucking billboard.

My new friend informed me the lettering went up last week. Clearly she is keeping on top of this matter. Excellent!

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I go in for a closer look.

SWO

Lo and behold, a love letter from the Department of Buildings! Naturally I had to look this up on the their online database and see what gives. Here is what I found.

 

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Scaffolding issues, violating a Stop Work Order and storing combustible material without a permit. These sound vaguely familiar. OH WAIT this is why!

The Word On The Street, Part III: North 9 Street

August 30, 2014 ·
Filed under: 11211, The Word On The Street, Williamsburg, Williamsburg Brooklyn 

Fuck and dance nys

Taken August 30, 2014.

Williamsburg Street Art Du Jour: Kent Avenue

Medusa nys

Taken August 30, 2014.

The Word On The Street, Part II: Special NYPD Edition

North 10 Street, 11211

Hello Neighbors nys

Dobbin Street, 11222

Dobbin Street 8302014 nys

Taken August 30, 2014.

Greenpoint Photo Du Jour: The Word On The Street

Manhattan AvenueBWnys

Taken August 30, 2014.

The Word On The Street: 21st Street

August 30, 2014 ·
Filed under: 11105, Astoria, Astoria Queens, The Word On The Street 

21 Street Astoria nys

Taken August 28, 2014.

From The New York Shitty Photo Pool, Part III: The Word On The Street

August 28, 2014 ·
Filed under: 11237, Bushwick, Bushwick Brooklyn, The Word On The Street 

Taken by Scoboco.

From The New York Shitty Photo Pool: RIP

Taken by Axel Taferner.

The Word On The Street, Part II: 32 India Street

West Street 1 nys

I shit hipster in Brooklyn nys

Translation: I shit hipster in Brooklyn.

West Street 2 nys

West Street 3 nys

West Street 4 nys

India Street nys

India Street 2 nys

And Your Dog nya

There’s some rather interesting material to be found on the fence gracing one of yours truly’s favorite derelict construction sites (formerly known as “Poo Corner”)…

Special thanks/props go out to a very nice lady named Jennifer for giving yours truly a(n accidental) reminder by bringing this to my attention.

The Word On The Street: Java Street

Keep The Vibes nys

Taken August 26, 2014.