Boobification Photo du Jour: Sugar Tits

September 12, 2008 by
Filed under: Crazy People, Williamsburg 

One thing I have observed thus far in my boobification project is when people (especially men) see me walking purposely down the street with a pair rubber tits they leave you alone. Sure they will watch me attach these appendages to one piece of public property or another and take a photograph of it. But nary soul has bothered to ask me what I am doing. Or why. Until yesterday on Kent Avenue, that is.

20-Something Man With Camera:

Why are you molesting that hydrant?

Miss Heather: I’m a pervert. I can’t help myself. I’m taking the girls to East Williamsburg next.

He thought this was incredibly funny. I suppose it is— but the way I see it there are two kinds of people in this world:

  • The ones who ask why you are molesting a fire hydrant.
  • The ones who ask why you aren’t molesting a fire hydrant.

Given all the shit I have seen in New York Shitty I suspect the latter group is much larger than many of you think!

Miss Heather

P.S.: You can see more Brooklyn boobification pix by clicking here!


One Comment on Boobification Photo du Jour: Sugar Tits

  1. bitchcakes on Fri, 12th Sep 2008 6:44 pm
  2. I love how the green thing looks like the head of the boobs- not just that but it looks like it’s wearing a gas mask. Impressive composition!

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