Here it is: my very first PoopiPoint Presentation for all to enjoy. Be sure to check out the accompanying Crap Map too!
Miss Heather
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I came across this on The Gowanus Lounge late last night. Mere words cannot convey the glory, just click the link behold it for yourself. Red Hook rocks! Miss Heather I found this rather choice dog shit sign on Clay Street last week. For those of you who are not proficient in Spanish, “Poopi no mas” roughly translates as “Poop no more” in English. This would be a damned good band name. Too bad I have almost no musical ability whatsoever or I’d [...] Last week I saw a piece of dog shit and it has been troubling me ever since. It looked familiar, but I could not for the life of me figure out why. This morning after three cups of coffee and five minutes of Googling, this mystery got solved. In case you are wondering, [...] Those of you who reside in or around my ‘hood have probably noticed the recent proliferation of procreation lately. If you do not believe me, go to The Garden (our local grocery store) on any given Saturday or Sunday morning and negotiate the gridlock of SUV-sized baby strollers yourself. It is more than a [...] I have been busy making stuff of late. Here are two recently-completed pieces that I wish to share. I hope you enjoy them as much I as I do. The FEMA Clock The body of this clock is made from a pencil case I bought from a local 99 cent store before Hurricane [...] I found today’s Dung of the Day while poking around my old nabe (far north Greenpoint). Although I found a bounty of prodigiously large canine bowel movements, I felt this little guy had a certain je nais se quois worth sharing. Charts, statistics and a Crap Map will be forthcoming. Miss [...] I just took out the trash. As I was completing this task I noticed that my shoes were sticking to the floor. This is because someone has seen fit to vomit in our foyer, up the stairwell and outside our front door. This person was even thoughtful enough to leave their used puke rags [...] Just when I think things can’t get any more shitty around here at “Half-assed Junction”, the universe throws a couple more turds my direction. Among the numerous items on my agenda for today, I get to wait for Verizon to repair our telephone. We have not had phone service since Sunday. I spent all [...] The landlord next door has done no new ‘renovation’ work the last two days (that I know of anyway). Had he done so, I bet he’d get really pissed about what happened to his roof. Literally. Clarence the Tom Cat has seen fit to ‘spray’ copiously upon his (new) plywood domain (much to our [...] |
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