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Why God, Why?

On Friday, September 28, I wrote (in reference to the new restaurant moving into 999 Manhattan Avenue):

I swear to god if this is another Thai restaurant I will fucking flip out.

Guess what, folks?

This brings the number of Thai restaurants on Manhattan Avenue to FIVE. Why can’t Greenpoint diversify a little [...]

Opening Day

This morning I arrived at the Newtown Creek Nature Walk at 11:00 a.m. sharp so I could take pictures before the opening ceremonies. It’s an interesting set-up and even though I am not a fan of this kind of Modernist look, I have to admit this park has its moments. My favorite feature [...]

Greenpoint is the Bomb!

What a week! First I was on the Leonard Lopate Show. Then it was Poles without pants. After that I discovered the CRACK PROS. And last— but not least, I finally got a photo of Greenpoint’s very own Jeep-riding Doginator. How can I possibly keep up this kind of momentum? Well, after several long [...]

Tomorrow’s The Big Day!

From an email I received for the Newtown Creek Alliance:

Opening Celebration and Festivities for “Newtown Creek Nature Walk” Saturday, September 29, 2007 11:00 AM – 4:00 PM

NEWTOWN CREEK WASTEWATER TREATMENT PLANT PAIDGE AVENUE & PROVOST STREET BROOKLYN, NY 11222

Shuttle buses are available from the intersection of Greenpoint and Manhattan Avenues [...]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I recently noticed that Toluca La Bella, the inventor of the hot dog torta, has closed. What is taking its place, you ask? Well, here’s what I saw in the window today.

This doesn’t look good, folks. I swear to god if this is another Thai restaurant I will fucking flip out. Enough [...]

Dog Day Afternoon

As a youth I had dreams. They were thoroughly and utterly crushed. I probably had ambition once as well. This too, is gone. But I am not totally without purpose: I have goals. It’s the little milestones (like the following) that shake me out of my existentialist angst and get my fat ass out [...]

Will The Real Belvedere III Please Stand Up?

The beauty of exposing Bridge/Belvedere Realty’s ineptitude is they make it so easy. The downside is I can barely keep up with their quasi-luxury progeny. The good news is they can’t either.

If Belvedere III is located on Powers Street, why did I find this?

135 North 9th Street is a long [...]

Brace Your Buttplugs, Fellow Greenpointers!

First it was Starbucks. Then it was Sotheby’s. Now it is…

Ricky’s?!?

Truth be told, this addition to the neighborhood does not upset me. Aside from Zoe’s Beauty Salon & Spa (which is fantastic, by the way— Toni gives great cuts) there are few providers of fun cosmetics and girly stuff here. [...]

Lamest Sidewalk Sale Ever

Anyone who lives in my corner of Brooklyn will tell you Bedford Avenue is sidewalk sale central. Go there on any given Saturday or Sunday and you will find a bounty of used sundries for sale. Some are even worth buying.

Or, in the case of what I found recently, some aren’t. In [...]

Crack WHAT?!?

Some days my neighborhood is a mindfuck a minute. Wednesday was one of those days. As I was walking along McGuinness Boulevard (because some of the finest things to be had in Greenpoint are usually located there) I found this.

As I was waiting to cross the street at Driggs, there it was: [...]

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