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Anyone out there want some chicken heads? If so, head on down to North 5 Street and get you some. This one can be found on the north side of the street. Her two decapitated companions can be found on the south side. What’s more, whoever left these delightful pieces of poultry [...] When the opportunity presents itself I like to perform conduct anthropological experiments. These usually come to pass when I have something more pressing to do, like the cleaning the apartment. I performed one such bit of research last week when I was tidying the apartment in anticipation of my parents’ visit. The results were [...] Some days more than others serve to remind me that I live in a very special place. Yesterday was one such day. Upon arriving at The Thing Larry advised me to hightail it to the corner of Kent Street and Manhattan Avenue immediately. A rather “phallic” looking pile of dog doo was to be [...] There are a couple of exciting things going down in north Brooklyn this weekend. Without further ado, here they are. Arts in Bushwick will be hosting Open Spaces Sunday, December 2 from noon until 8:00 p.m. Per their MySpace page: Presented by Arts in Bushwick “Open Spaces” is a day of curated group [...] I spied this cryptic bump sticker while making a bodega run earlier this week. The beginning of what, I wonder? No worries, I am certain we’ll all find out soon enough. Miss Heather I was walking with my parents and generally having a good time… until I saw this. I wonder what the local Fire Department would think of this piece of “advertising”? I think I’ll call the Fire Marshall’s Office and find out. Miss Heather My mother wanted to stay (at that new hotel) in Williamsburg. And I said, NO, NO, NO! My parents stayed at the Best Western City Shitty View in Sunnyside instead. Sunrise. Sunset. Same shit. A scenic view of Greenpoint’s favorite waste treatment plant is still better than staying at Le [...] Hmm. If I was a developer who built a buttload of crappy ass cookie cutter condos what would I do to generate interest? Oh wait, I know: I’d hire some spin doctor to turn my homogenized shit into individualized Shinola! I must confess: this logo is pretty nice. It is me, or do [...] I recently received a couple of emails notifying me that the Sprinkle Brigade is having an opening this Friday Thursday*, November 29th, right next door in Williamsburg! As you can imagine I am very excited about this event and want to pass along the deets to you, dear readers. WHAT: The Sprinkle Brigade [...] From the Queens-bound platform at Metropolitan Avenue. Miss Heather |
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