Found In Greenpoint: Lifetime Achievement Award

March 24, 2009 ·
Filed under: Greenpoint Magic 

Rebecca11222 (who contributed the following bit of Greenpoint goodness) writes (in an email entitled Found in the shrubbery at the triangle intersection of Calyer, Banker, Franklin):

WTF?

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If you are reading out there, Sidney 12 Angry Men /Serpico* Lumet**, Rebecca11222 has retrieved your Lifetime Achievement Award from the Savannah College of Art and Design (and a certain fate of being pissed, vomited and shat upon by creatures two, three and four legged alike***— there’s no accounting for taste in this town). It resides in the cozy comfort in her apartment and she will be more than happy to return it to you. Totally free of cost.

Sidney Lumet, STAND UP PLEASE.

Miss Heather

*Who some may recall was sent to the North Brooklyn Narcotics Unit and shot in the head at this apartment building on the Southside.

**And Dog Day Afternoon! ATTICA! ATTICA!

***Or used to prop up a window air conditioning unit.

New York Shitty Day Ender: Street Scenes

March 24, 2009 ·
Filed under: Greenpoint Magic, Williamsburg 

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Maspeth Avenue

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Orient Avenue

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Franklin Street

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Banker Street

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Manhattan Avenue

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Meeker Avenue

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painting-supplies

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Broadway

Miss Heather

Southside Photo Du Jour: Elvis Has Left The Building

March 24, 2009 ·
Filed under: Williamsburg 

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From Rodney Street.

Miss Heather

Public Service Announcement: Brouwerij Lane Hits Cyberspace!

March 24, 2009 ·
Filed under: Greenpoint Magic 

openthumbYesterday afternoon I found a most wonderful and welcome missive awaiting my perusal. It was from Erik Olsen of Brouwerij Lane and read as follows:

Ed Raven and I want to thank everyone who showed up for the beer and goulash party on Saturday.  We had people lined up out the door and little standing room.  We went through all of the Viennese goulash and a tremendous amount of tap beer. (! — Ed. Note) We consider it a warm welcoming to the neighborhood, and look forward to seeing all of you in the future.

As promised, I have established a web page to keep up to date info, future events and a current tap list for growler fillin’…

You read that right folks: these fine chaps have harnessed the power of the Internet so all you sud lovers can learn what beers will be on tap at Brouwerij Lane on any given day! Will the wonders ever cease?

My advice: add this site to your RSS feed. NOW.

Miss Heather

North Brooklyn Street Art Du Jour: One On One

March 24, 2009 ·
Filed under: Street Art, Williamsburg 

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From North 6th Street.

Miss Heather

Williamspoint Photos Du Jour: Vernal Fur

March 24, 2009 ·
Filed under: Greenpoint Magic, Street Art, Williamsburg 

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Greenpoint Avenue

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Green Street

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North 6 Street

Miss Heather

Call For Submissions: Sex Cells

March 24, 2009 ·
Filed under: Bushwick, Greenpoint Magic, Williamsburg 

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When I found an email about this open call at 3rd Ward I simply knew I had to pass along the good news here. To better understand my excitement, dear readers, follows is an excerpt from their online press release for Sex Cells:

In an age where vibrations announce flirtations in the form of text messages & conquests are captured with cell phone photos and video, 3rd Ward is challenging people to take it up a notch – a bed post notch!

This nationwide open call is a search for well-executed, erotic expressions made only with a cell phone. Videos, photos and texts will all be accepted. It’s time somebody showed sloppy celebrities and indiscreet politicians how it’s done. Redefine your phone.

The judges for this event are Chase Lisbon of Nerve and Ashlea Halpern of Time Out New York. The “most uniquely artistic, thought provoking and well-executed piece” will receive a $500 reward. Select submissions will be featured in 3rd Ward’s quarterly publication and all submissions will later be incorporated into a group show whose opening date— June 12th— has been selected to coincide with L Magazine’s Northside Festival.

There is no cost whatsoever to submit and the deadline is April 22. So get those knuckles ashufflin’ Greenpointers and send some electronic love (or abject lust) to:

cells (at) 3rdward (dot) com

Miss Heather

Williamsburg Photo Du Jour: SMOGO!

March 24, 2009 ·
Filed under: Williamsburg 

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This sign— sporting what is arguably the best product name ever— hails (amusingly enough) from Meeker Avenue just an inhaler’s throw from the Brooklyn Queens Expressway. Smogo, where are you when we need you?

Miss Heather

New York Shitty Day Ender: A Revue Of Greenpoint Street Furniture

March 23, 2009 ·
Filed under: Greenpoint Magic 

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West Street

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Green Street

Miss Heather

North Brooklyn Street Art Du Jour: Naughty Bits

March 23, 2009 ·
Filed under: Greenpoint Magic, Williamsburg 

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Bedford Avenue

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North 7th Street

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Shortly after I took the above photograph a worker at this site (which is located on Kent Street) asked me if this was supposed to be a flower. I saw no good reason why I should disavow him of this notion.

Miss Heather

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