Shit Crawler

July 18, 2007 by
Filed under: Dog Shit, Dung of the Day 

Yesterday I finally had time to scratch a long-neglected itch: checking out some Grade-A monster dog shit. To this end I hopped on the G train and got off at the Broadway stop. It took me very little time to find what I was looking for.

Hewes Street Shit

Those of you who, for whatever reason, are searching for scat, go to the intersection of Hewes and South 5th Street. You will not be disappointed. This minuscule block not only looks like shit, it smells like it too. It REEKS, in fact.

Naturally, I spent a great deal of time inspecting every nook and cranny. A Hasidic gentleman in a minivan watched in his rear-view mirror with rapt interest as I perused each and every piece of poo. What this chap didn’t know was I had a little project in the works that required a piece of shit. A very specific kind of crap, if you will.

Eventually I found it and went to work. He didn’t stick around to see the final product, which is a shame really because it came out quite nice.

Shit Crawler

They travel in single file to hide their numbers.*

Shit Crawler II

Miss Heather

*Yes, I know that this quote is in reference to Sand People, but this is my blog and I can do what I damned well please.

Comments

4 Comments on Shit Crawler

  1. dupreciate on Wed, 18th Jul 2007 8:59 am
  2. re: Jawas

    best nys post.

  3. missheather on Wed, 18th Jul 2007 9:25 am
  4. I have been holding onto those Jawas for months. Then, as it would happen, the junk shop got in a sand crawler. Once I told my boss what I was going to do with it he let me have it for free.

  5. jenblossom on Wed, 18th Jul 2007 9:27 am
  6. You are made of awesome, Miss Heather.

  7. rowan on Wed, 18th Jul 2007 1:42 pm
  8. that is fucking hilarious. it’s genius. ahahahahahaha! scuse my language, sorry. i don’t know if i like the fact that you held on to the jawas for so long for this reason or the fact that you can tell us what intersections have the most shit.

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