Thanks A Lot, Verizon!

August 8, 2007 by
Filed under: Dung of the Day, Other Shit 

Today’s New York Shitty posts will be delayed because telephone and Internet service are down in a sizable portion of Greenpoint right now. Being the lucky devil I am, I happen to live in the afflicted area. For those of you who are keeping count, this makes five outages in as many weeks for yours truly.
I am left with two options:

  1. Schlep down to my friend’s apartment in Bushwick and work from there.
  2. Wait until 8:10 this evening, which is when Verizon has assured me service will be restored.

I have yet to make a decision. Quite frankly, neither option is very appealing.

Thanks a lot FUCK YOU Verizon! 

Miss Heather


2 Comments on Thanks A Lot, Verizon!

  1. Spinboy220 on Wed, 8th Aug 2007 10:23 am
  2. Switch to Time Warner Cable. I have NEVER had a problem with them and they offer much better service!!!

    David from the Hood

  3. jukeboxgraduate on Wed, 8th Aug 2007 10:59 am
  4. Let’s not go overboard here by calling what Time Warner offers “much better service”. The only thing that makes it better than DSL in Greenpoint is the fact that it is, usually, on, and the wires bringing you the internets are not as old as the wires bringing you the internets on DSL. Time Warner sucks on all possible levels, but it is the only choice in Greenpoint.

    Miss H. Dump them. Do you have cable already? You should be able to go to the TW office at Queens Center or 23rd St. and pick up a cable modem and do it yourself. Hell I’ll do it for you if you get the box.

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