Culture on the Cheap
Foolishly, I thought my block being razed to build craptastic condos would abate the proliferation of dog shit some. I gotta tell you; this assumption certainly made an ass out of me! It’s only gotten worse. Nowadays it’s getting more and more difficult to dodge the stuff.
With my “workload” doubled (tripled?), the task of determining the “Dung of the Day” has become more time-consuming and thought provoking.
Do I go with diarhhea or firm bowel movements today? Human shit or dog shit?
How about some puke to spice things up?
The list of pressing concerns that lies before me goes on and on.
I usually go with my instincts, whimsy and caprice. That’s what I did today, anyway. Hailing from 148 Green Street, I present to you “Choadan”.
In closing, I would like to remind my readership that I want submissions. Send me your shit! Specs and instructions can be found here.