Spotted On India Street: A Merde Mystery

A lady we’ll call “C” writes:

I’m now naming India St between Franklin/West “poop alley”….someone either is pooping, has a huge dog, or cow on that street…theres like 50 loads.

Does anyone amongst you, gentle readers, know who— or perhaps more appropriately what— is responsible for this? I’m intrigued.

UPDATE, November 8, 2011: A chap we’ll call “T” writes:

Last year I stumbled upon a gigantic mega turd even bigger than that on Huron and West. I watched its progress every morning for 12 months. IT IS STILL THERE…albeit diminished. I’d be more than happy to send you a picture of its current state so that you know what you can look forward to

All I can say is… WOW.

Comments

5 Comments on Spotted On India Street: A Merde Mystery

  1. noah on Mon, 7th Nov 2011 1:30 pm
  2. I’ve seen a young lady walking a pig a little further south…

  3. missheather on Mon, 7th Nov 2011 2:45 pm
  4. Exactly how far south? I am very, very curious— and somwwhat amazed the little fella hasn’t been rendered into kielbasa! (Just kidding.)

  5. noah on Mon, 7th Nov 2011 4:06 pm
  6. It’s been a couple of years so I’m not sure exactly, but this was in Williamsburg, maybe on Lorimer?

    I actually just heard about another pig sighting in Park Slope so maybe he’s been getting around… or has some brothers.

  7. Peter on Mon, 7th Nov 2011 8:57 pm
  8. While the pig could be responsible, the grogan looks more like a carnivore’s leavings.

    On another vital topic, while I of course prefer toes, the use of more comprehensive footwear is excusable in this case given the close proximity of the offending excretion.

  9. missheather on Tue, 8th Nov 2011 9:01 am
  10. It’s a mine field over there, kiddo!

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