Greenpoint is well hung (and/or delusional)

March 16, 2007 by
Filed under: Dog Shit, Dung of the Day, Greenpoint Magic 

The male ego has always been a source of fascination to me. As time has gone by I have come to the realization that earning 70 cents on the dollar is a very small price to pay for not bearing the burden of life-long severe social retardation many of my XY chromo brothers seem to be afflicted with. For example…

Several years ago I came across a personals ad for some gent who lives(d?) in Greenpoint. After listing his interests, hangouts (the Pencil Factory) and describing his appearance, he closed with his biggest, uh, enticement for the ladies:

Only women who know how to handle large equipment (10″ +) need reply.

Whoa dude, put that thing away! Greenpoint is a pretty small place. For the next several months I found myself wondering if the guy sitting next to me at the Pencil Factory— or waiting behind me at the grocery store checkout had an anaconda in his pants. This is no way to go through life.

Which brings me to today’s “Dung of the Day” from India Street…

Well Hung Shit

Greenpoint, where the turds are hung like just their men: too big (and TOO close) for comfort.

Miss Heather


4 Comments on Greenpoint is well hung (and/or delusional)

  1. youdneverguess on Fri, 16th Mar 2007 10:58 am
  2. What are people feeding their dogs in Greenpoint? Isn’t there some sort of nuclear facility nearby? That is just scary.

    Ditto the huge cock.

  3. missheather on Fri, 16th Mar 2007 11:09 am
  4. After I quit laughing (at that guy’s profile) it struck me: I have probably met this guy— or at the very least, have seen him on the street. Then I got thoroughly spooked/freaked out.

    The good news (if you can call it that) is the lovely petroleum spill here might make this dude (READ: his huge-ass ‘member’) shoot blanks. A Howitzer, after all, is only as good as its ordnance.

  5. youdneverguess on Fri, 16th Mar 2007 1:08 pm
  6. I’m sure all you have to do is look for the guy who needs a sling to carry his package.

    One can only hope the petroleum spill will render him infirtile. Lord knows we don’t need mutant sized dicks running around.

  7. missheather on Fri, 16th Mar 2007 2:48 pm
  8. There are already plenty of mutant-sized dicks to be found here. The only difference is these large members are located between the shoulders, not between the legs. Most can be found in Williamsburg, Brooklyn or Manhattan.

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