Poo Bag Bandita

April 4, 2007 by
Filed under: Dog Shit, Dung of the Day 

Dispenser

Today I received an email from the person responsible for installing this public poo bag dispenser. She writes:

In my defense, when I installed all the signs (03/27/07), the location of the particular sign in question only had one bike tied to it. And a cinder block slightly pushed to the side. Perhaps I should move it up the block just a tad. The other locations of the signs are at 155 Freeman St, 118 Freeman St and one at the south corner of Eagle St and Manhattan Ave. Unfortunately, the Eagle St sign had been removed sometime this week.

The one at 118 Freeman St is actually needs a new roll of bags. I guess one can only hope the bags have been used appropriately. I also vow to hold up my crusade against the shit as long as the need is there and I am financially able.

…oh yeah and I would like to share one of my favorite little gems that I have collected… I like to call it shit ‘n’ Tanqueray. Found it at the northeast corner of Franklin St And Green St about a week ago.

Shit-n-Tanqueray

I wonder if this is how Tony Sinclair takes his Tanqueray?

Thanks again for the choice turdage, Poo Bag Bandita!

Miss Heather

Comments

2 Comments on Poo Bag Bandita

  1. missmanners on Thu, 5th Apr 2007 3:44 pm
  2. Dear poo bag bandita & Miss Heather;

    i do believe that you are both right.

    dear poo;
    i know that you were only doing your civic duty when you placed those bags for disposing of doggie doo….
    right on Poo! maybe you could move said sign where there are no bikes?

    and dearest Miss Heather;
    you are right….sometimes people don’t care that the streets become a shit-fest, but i am sure that Poo will see it your way.

    see? problem solved

    your in good taste;
    Miss Manners

  3. missheather on Thu, 5th Apr 2007 5:40 pm
  4. I suspect my bit-o-constructive criticism was misconstrued. I have no axe to grind with the gal who set up these dispensers. In fact, I want her to be a Marshal in my Dog Shit Parade. Seriously. Such devotion to civil service deserves recognition.

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