Culture on the Cheap
Fedders Friday: Back With A Vengeance
I’ll admit it. I have been sorely remiss recording the impact Fedderization has taken on our fair borough. Thankfully I went to Sunset Park last weekend and got my religion revulsion back. Big time.
The air conditioning boxes are technically Friedrichs but I am conferring honorary Fedders status to this building for the following reasons:
- It is ugly as hell.
- Sports no plant life whatsoever (save what the city dictates).
- Exposed gutters and mismatched brickwork: clearly this developer thought he (or she) could go higher. It didn’t happen so now we have this partial birth abortion.
- with obnoxious balconies…
- and security cameras.
Another Sunset Park beauty…
Replete with concrete, electric and gas meters.
EXAMPLES 3 & 4
Those of you who are more D.C. comic savvy know of Bizarro Superman. Now I present to you the Bizarro Fedders Special twins! They’re not prettier, only different. And very special!
Rapunzel let down your hair…
So I can climb up and get into your underwear!
— Beastie Boys.
Could someone explain the following to me?
An (ostensible) architect is responsible for this abomination. Who? I must know!
In closing which one of these buildings doesn’t look like the others?
If you guessed the towering pile of beige crap in the middle you are correct!
God bless you, Sunset Park. You need it.
(To be continued)