Ewwwwww!

May 16, 2007 by
Filed under: Greenpoint Magic, Vomit 

I have been chasing dog crap for well over a year now. Consequently, I find myself constantly scouring the ground for new ‘treasure’. Even at home. Five minutes ago I became very grateful to have this odd but otherwise innocuous habit; as I was exiting my apartment I noticed someone (or something) had deposited puddle of phlegm (or gack) directly outside my front door.

Think twice before you click the above link. It’s friggin’ nasty.

Miss Heather

Comments

4 Comments on Ewwwwww!

  1. rj on Wed, 16th May 2007 11:05 am
  2. I threw up a little in my mouth when I saw that. I wonder if it looked like that.

  3. begonia44 on Wed, 16th May 2007 11:08 am
  4. i regret clicking on that link 100%. but i find myself dragging my little mouse arrow back to…..NO! stop it!

  5. missheather on Wed, 16th May 2007 11:10 am
  6. It had the same effect on me. It’s still there, by the way.

    I want my husband to see it (especially after it has had several hours to get ripe). Sharing is the foundation any lasting marriage.

  7. missheather on Wed, 16th May 2007 11:19 am
  8. I think the readers among you out there who happen to toil in corporate Amerca should include this lovely image in the most tedious/bureaucratic email you have to send out today. Just to see if anyone is paying attention. Fuck that ‘return receipt’ function— my idea is much more fun.

    Maybe it’ll start an inter-office barforama? One can only hope.

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