The Boneshakers Makeout Party Experience

January 14, 2009 by
Filed under: Greenpoint Magic 

boneshakersthumbOn November 18, 2008 I wrote:

…I cannot wait to try these folks out for lunch. I mean, how can you NOT try a sandwich called “Makeout Party” (spicy tofu, garlic, hummus, sauerkraut, tomato, red onions on a hoagie)?

Well, today dear readers, was that day. I awoke with a strange hankering for foodstuffs that would render my kisser completely unfit for human habitation. What’s more, I am married. I have no need to impress anyone anymore. If it gives me gas so much the better. It’ll give me yet another thing with which to torment the Mister (can you say “dutch oven”?). Our marriage is— for better or worse— one long Beavis and Butthead marathon. But I digress.

I bundled up, tossed on my sneakers and headed over to Boneshakers. I first ordered a couple of their chocolate mint cupcakes. Then I got right down to business:

I’d like one Makeout Party sandwich please.

It took them a little while to whip it up but it was totally worth the wait.

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Behold, eight full inches of social suicide for a mere $7.00! That’s less than a buck per inch. Try one of these bad boys for yourself; not only is it a tasty concoction (especially on a cold day like today), but you get the added value of having garlic/sauerkraut breath for at least a full two hours after consumption.

Boneshakers
134 Kingsland Avenue
Brooklyn, New York 11222

Culinary tip: be sure to wash your Makeout Party sandwich down with a can of Budweiser. Trust me on this one.

Miss Heather

Comments

5 Comments on The Boneshakers Makeout Party Experience

  1. superclam on Wed, 14th Jan 2009 7:33 pm
  2. You are truly in a relationship when you can let one rip in front of your S.O.

  3. missheather on Wed, 14th Jan 2009 7:37 pm
  4. One time I actually tricked my husband into putting his head up to my butt. Then I ripped one. Priceless.

  5. superclam on Thu, 15th Jan 2009 8:22 pm
  6. Nice! My wife and I have “call and response” farting. (Dueling Assholes?)
    I usually win, but sometimes she really surprises me.

  7. al oof on Sun, 18th Jan 2009 12:32 am
  8. my oscar calls that sandwich the acid reflux party. it has -cloves- of garlic on it. i actually can’t eat it but it’s sooo tasty. i got it without the kraut because kraut is super gross. maybe the kraut mediates the heat? but man, it burns on the way in and it burns on the way out.

    that all said, boneshakers is awesome. i am a huge fan. i just get the kiochi now because it’s less spicy. (but still spicy!)

  9. missheather on Sun, 18th Jan 2009 12:38 am
  10. al oof wrote: my oscar calls that sandwich the acid reflux party. it has -cloves- of garlic on it. i actually can’t eat it but it’s sooo tasty. i got it without the kraut because kraut is super gross. maybe the kraut mediates the heat? but man, it burns on the way in and it burns on the way out.

    With or without kraut it burns. On both ends. Damned tasty tho!

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