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From The New York Shitty Inbox: A Message From Lentol’s Office
Those of you who have contacted Joseph Lentol’s office regarding the recent shooting at the Production Lounge should find the following of interest. It is an email a I received from his office apprising me of what actions he is taking to ensure this does not happen again. Happy reading.
Dear Miss Heather,
My name is Amy Cleary and I work for Assemblyman Joe Lentol.Â I just wanted to give you and your readers an update that is being done with regard to the recent shooting at Production Lounge.Â We have spoken with many of our constituents who live near this location and listened to their accounts of that eventing.Â Any time you hear about people waking up to bullet holes six feet from where they sleep it is absolutely horrifying.Â We have written to the state liquor authority to ensure that there is a full investigation of this matter. We have also met with the police.Â The 94th precinct assures us that they are meeting with the owner and taking every step possible to prevent this from happening again, guns have no place near people’s homes.Â We intend to follow this matter closely and support the police in any way that we can. Thank you for your attention to this issue.
So there have you. I have said it before and I’ll say it again: when it comes to constituent services Joe Lentol is tops!
P.S.: On a related note some of you might have noticed that Yelp has scrubbed a number of the reviews for the Production Lounge. Hmm. In any case if anyone out there has screencaps of the now-excised entries let me know via comments. I would very much like to have them. Thanks!