Happy Labor Day From New York Shitty!

The sun’s out, the weather is pleasantly mild. I cannot think of a better place to while away this Labor Day than a nice walk along the Greenpoint’s waterfront.


(Java Street)



(Kent Avenue)

Or not. A half-eaten sandwich and a dead rat covered with flies are but a fraction of the delights which await you if you decide to visit Greenpoint’s waterfront.


Is it detritus you seek? Kent Avenue has it in spades!


But if you’re looking for a little Greenpoint greenery you’ll be hard-pressed to find it anywhere else.


Who needs parks when we have this?


Although a discarded styrofoam cup sort of defeats the message. You know, after all this walking and tea quaffing I need to go to the bathroom. Methinks I will head over to Kent Street.


It looks like they have locked up the Econoheads. Damn.


Oh wait, here’s a toilet…


and it is even appointed with a sink— very nice! On August 13, 2009 The Brooklyn Paper published an article entitled “Gates of Wrath”. Follow are a couple of quotes from this tome.

Greenpoint continues to have virtually no access to its waterfront and [proposed] parks are still years away from completion… These street ends, once fully open, accessible, and clean, will provide the community with three desperately needed waterfront havens. — David Yassky, City Councilman* for the 33rd District & Candidate For City Comptroller


“It might just be a crumbling street end, but people are eager to get down there and be by the water. — Stephanie Thayer, Parks Employee and Executive Director For Open Space Alliance North Brooklyn.


Only the best for Greenpoint.

Miss Heather

P.S.: To see some late summer rodent love— East Village style— click here. Trust me: it’s worth it.

*Who has been in office since 2001 and is just now “noticing” what anyone who has lived here for a year knows all too well. Way to go, Sherlock-fucking-Holmes.


3 Comments on Happy Labor Day From New York Shitty!

  1. Tony From Kent Street on Mon, 7th Sep 2009 11:59 am
  2. “I cannot think of a better place to while away this Labor Day than a nice walk along the Greenpoint’s waterfront.”


  3. missheather on Mon, 7th Sep 2009 3:11 pm
  4. I was being a wiseass, dude. 😉

  5. Rebecca11222 on Mon, 7th Sep 2009 7:26 pm
  6. I’ve lived in this area for a week. Pulled glass out of my foot twice. I do NOT wear flip-flops.

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