Cafe Cito Bogota
Where would Jesus go? It is a question I have been asking myself a lot lately given it is the holiday season. If the nativity scenes I have been seeing around the Garden Spot are any indication, the answer is NOT GREENPOINT.
No son of god here.
Humboldt Diamond Street:
Yes, it would appear our messiah has gone M.I.A.
No sir, nary a Nazarene to be found. Joseph sure looks tuckered out. I bet he needed a good nap after a long day greasing palms* to get baby Jesus out of those under-performing Williamsburg schools.
*Just what “this neighborhood” needs. Rich parents bribing/lying their children into our public schools.