Culture on the Cheap
New York Shitty Day Starter: Countess de Greenpoint Brooklyn
Filed under: 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic, Newtown Creek
My tipster writes (in regards to the above item which is for sale on Ebay):
It’s a fictional account of immigrants to Brooklyn. The title made me laugh out loud. I want to meet a Countess de Greenpoint!
So would I. I am the (self-appointed) Queen of the Shit Tits. I am not some strange woman lying in ponds distributing swords. Yes, I am strange but there is no way in hell I am going hang out in Newtown Creek handing out scimitars. It goes against my peaceful nature. What’s more:
This is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
But I’ve found some lovely filth up here!
P.S.: The asking price for this book is $67.00.