New York Shitty Day Starter: Countess de Greenpoint Brooklyn

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My tipster writes (in regards to the above item which is for sale on Ebay):

It’s a fictional account of immigrants to Brooklyn. The title made me laugh out loud. I want to meet a Countess de Greenpoint!

So would I. I am the (self-appointed) Queen of the Shit Tits. I am not some strange woman lying in ponds distributing swords. Yes, I am strange but there is no way in hell I am going hang out in Newtown Creek handing out scimitars. It goes against my peaceful nature. What’s more:

This is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

But I’ve found some lovely filth up here!

Miss Heather

P.S.: The asking price for this book is $67.00.

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  1. richardk on Sun, 13th Dec 2009 8:02 am
  2. The countess would certainly take tea with her courtiers using this fine china: http://tinyurl.com/y93g8fu

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