Bushwick Photo du Jour: The Stockholm Gnome

January 29, 2008 by
Filed under: Bushwick, Greenpoint Magic 

I love garden gnomes.

Gnome 1

I love them while suspended.

William Jefferson Clinton on Franklin

I love them with Billary’s tool extended.

I love garden gnomes, yes I do. Now I’d like to introduce this garden gnome to you.

He’s from Stockholm…

Stockholm Gnome

STREET, that is. This winsome little guy sure looks happy. Wait. I just made knee-jerk assessment about this gnome’s gender. As a Greenpointer I should know better: in the Garden Spot we have bearded she-gnomes and/or he-gnomes that wear guyliner*.

Bearded Lady

They all live happily together too, painstakingly maintained eyebrows, beaded necklaces and all.

ET and the Lemur reconcile

Just ask E.T. and his formerly estranged lemur. Even Mickey Mouse and the Incredible Hulk give this couple two enthusiastic fists up!

Miss Heather

*And look like Jared Leto.


3 Comments on Bushwick Photo du Jour: The Stockholm Gnome

  1. bboy on Wed, 30th Jan 2008 11:17 am
  2. Almost everything relating to Brooklyn on the internet is bad except Miss Heather’s blog.

  3. missheather on Wed, 30th Jan 2008 11:20 am
  4. OH DO STOP IT! You are making me blush!

    There are a number of other great Brooklyn/Queens/NYC blogs worth reading, but thanks!

  5. rowan on Wed, 30th Jan 2008 12:01 pm
  6. Let’s not forget the manties! Guy-liner, love it.

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