Culture on the Cheap
Crosstown Local Cavalcade Volume IX: High Society
A stroll around the Nassau Avenue Stop of the G has yet to disappoint yours truly. My latest sojourn there was no exception. In fact, if you happen to be a Frank Sinatra fan, I have very good news.
There’s a rather sizable cache of his films to be had on the Smith-9th bound platform. Maybe this person finally converted his (or her collection) over to DVD? I cannot profess of being a big fan of good ol’ Blue Eyes. But that’s okay, there is still ample entertainment to be had for your $2.00 fare.
You can sell your soul.
While I’m on the subject of bloodsuckers, if you are so inclined please drink responsibly.
For only $3.00 more you can get a super-sized side order of cancer to go.
Above all, while you’re patronizing the Crosstown Local be sure to observe proper subway safety.Â Accidents can or will happen if you don’t.
Please keep your barn door closed gents.