Culture on the Cheap
Greenpoint Photo du Jour: Bridal Suite
As some of you are aware I was recently in a show curated by the proprietress of Found In Brooklyn at Freddy’s Backroom. A number of people (who did not attend the opening) have inquired as to what I submitted. I will finally endeavor to answer that question today.
After racking my brain the entire month of December and much of January I finally had my long-awaited eureka moment. When Mr. Heather arrived home from work on that most auspicious evening, I told him the good news: I know what I am going to do. And of course with the good news came the bad: we need to go to Calyer Street STAT— and to be sure to put on some clothing you don’t mind getting filthy. Surprisingly enough, he did not ask a single question and complied with my wishes.
Once we had completed this mission successfully it was time for stage 2:
- Locating a Siamese hydrant located a short distance from the ground.
- Acquiring a matching pair of thong underwear and pasties.
It took a while and I encountered many a setback, but in the end it all came together.
Have you ever carried a 40 pound tree stump down McGuinness Boulevard? If you are wondering what it is like ask my husband.