Greenpoint Photo du Jour: Bridal Suite

March 15, 2008 by
Filed under: Greenpoint Magic 

As some of you are aware I was recently in a show curated by the proprietress of Found In Brooklyn at Freddy’s Backroom. A number of people (who did not attend the opening) have inquired as to what I submitted. I will finally endeavor to answer that question today.

After racking my brain the entire month of December and much of January I finally had my long-awaited eureka moment. When Mr. Heather arrived home from work on that most auspicious evening, I told him the good news: I know what I am going to do. And of course with the good news came the bad: we need to go to Calyer Street STAT— and to be sure to put on some clothing you don’t mind getting filthy. Surprisingly enough, he did not ask a single question and complied with my wishes.

Once we had completed this mission successfully it was time for stage 2:

  1. Locating a Siamese hydrant located a short distance from the ground.
  2. Acquiring a matching pair of thong underwear and pasties.

It took a while and I encountered many a setback, but in the end it all came together.

Bridal Suite

Have you ever carried a 40 pound tree stump down McGuinness Boulevard? If you are wondering what it is like ask my husband.

Miss Heather


3 Comments on Greenpoint Photo du Jour: Bridal Suite

  1. rowan on Sat, 15th Mar 2008 9:54 am
  2. is calyer street the place to go for tree stumps?

  3. Kevin Walsh on Sun, 16th Mar 2008 8:44 am
  4. Was that Spitzer who was spotted near that installation?

  5. lisanne on Sun, 16th Mar 2008 1:21 pm
  6. And don’t forget the show is up NOW until April.

    Miss. Heather’s work is located right next to the entrance to the ladies room (at her request).

    Freddy’s is located at 6th Ave & Dean Street. Viewing hours from 11am to 4 am. 7 days a week.

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