New York Shitty Photos Du Jour: Garbage Claus?

December 25, 2010 by
Filed under: 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic 

Last night at T & N Wine & Liquor as the Mister was making his purchases I watched the television there. It was on the news. They reported that Santa Claus was spied flying over Norway.

What a crock of shit.

I thought to myself. Everyone knows Santa does not exist and I failed to see why our news media sees fit to propagate this myth. Then we headed home— and I saw something that forced me to reconsider the existence of fat man in the red suit. Not I only have I come to the conclusion that Santa does in fact exist, but his means of distributing gifts is most decidedly of the four wheeled persuasion.

pontiac

This Pontiac, to be precise.

sideview

I would like to apologize in advance for the lack clarity in these images. They do no adequately convey what is going on here. So I will tell you: this motor vehicle is packed to the ceiling— quite literally— will all manner and variety of Yuletide mirth.

dashboard

Here’s a shot of the dashboard.

villagepeople

And here’s close-up of some very special treats awaiting delivery into some deserving boy (or girl’s) Christmas stocking: a bicycle helmet, unopened bottle of star anise seed and a Village People LP!

SLH (on the behalf of Miss Heather)

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