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New York Shitty Photos Du Jour: Garbage Claus?

December 25, 2010 by
Filed under: 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic 

Last night at T & N Wine & Liquor as the Mister was making his purchases I watched the television there. It was on the news. They reported that Santa Claus was spied flying over Norway.

What a crock of shit.

I thought to myself. Everyone knows Santa does not exist and I failed to see why our news media sees fit to propagate this myth. Then we headed home— and I saw something that forced me to reconsider the existence of fat man in the red suit. Not I only have I come to the conclusion that Santa does in fact exist, but his means of distributing gifts is most decidedly of the four wheeled persuasion.


This Pontiac, to be precise.


I would like to apologize in advance for the lack clarity in these images. They do no adequately convey what is going on here. So I will tell you: this motor vehicle is packed to the ceiling— quite literally— will all manner and variety of Yuletide mirth.


Here’s a shot of the dashboard.


And here’s close-up of some very special treats awaiting delivery into some deserving boy (or girl’s) Christmas stocking: a bicycle helmet, unopened bottle of star anise seed and a Village People LP!

SLH (on the behalf of Miss Heather)


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