Lost At McCarren Park: Imaginary Friend

I realize the above text is a little difficult to decipher so I have taken the trouble of transcribing it below:

NAME: Fredrick A. Girthwoods
DESCRIPTION: He is a 57 year old man. He is 6 ft. 22 mm. He is a natural red head. He has two legs, two arms, one head, two eyes, one nose, one mouth and 32 teeth. Fredrick is highly allergic to cream of wheat and squirrel’s (sic). His favorite food is gluten-free graham crackers. He is vegan so don’t try to attract him with a chicken leg. You might find him in the tattoo parlor, Three Kings. He has a slight speech impediment and talks with a lisp. He also touts a very heavy Finnish accent. If you see him please tell him that jingles is sorry about your palm tree Freddyboo, please come home!

Any questions?

Miss Heather


One Comment on Lost At McCarren Park: Imaginary Friend

  1. Fat_Al on Wed, 2nd Feb 2011 8:13 pm
  2. I don’t know. Some people seriously need to

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