From The New York Shitty Inbox: Irene Snatches One Of Our Own!*

A lady named Meredith writes:

Assuming that you know that the Vagina Tree did not survive.

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R.I.P. Vagina Tree. The joy you have given people in north Brooklyn— and beyond— will not be forgotten. May you rest in peace pieces.

UPDATE, 12:10 p.m.: I have been advised that this tragic turn of events has caused the closure of Bedford Avenue. Plan accordingly, folks!

UPDATE, 8:40 p.m.: Special Correspondent Christine writes:

With a level of efficiency never seen before in McCarren or CB1 parks, the Vagina Tree is no more.  Someone did place a few candles on the stump but the wind had blown them out.

*As some of you might have noticed I have amended the name of this post. Special thanks go out to Miss Mousey Brown for the catchy new title!

Comments

5 Comments on From The New York Shitty Inbox: Irene Snatches One Of Our Own!*

  1. Peter on Sun, 28th Aug 2011 11:25 am
  2. It reached menopause.

  3. missheather on Sun, 28th Aug 2011 11:27 am
  4. Plans for a wake are in the works.

  5. rodmur on Sun, 28th Aug 2011 4:38 pm
  6. RIP!

  7. deadzebra on Sun, 28th Aug 2011 5:50 pm
  8. now what will all the giant dicks who hang out in the park do?

  9. missheather on Sun, 28th Aug 2011 5:52 pm
  10. Excellent question, deadzebra!

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