From The New York Shitty Inbox, Part I: Grand Larceny?

This items comes courtesy of the 94th Precinct via an anonymous tipster:

The New York City Police Department is seeking the public’s assistance in locating the following two suspects wanted for a grand larceny that took place within the confines of the 94th Precinct. The details are as follows:

On Tuesday, May 15, 2012, at approximately 1750 hours, inside of 783 Manhattan Avenue (Rite Aid), two suspects proceeded to go to the cold and flu isle, place an undetermined amount of Mucinex cold medicine into a large red gift bag (emphasis mine— Ed. Note) and exit the location without paying for the merchandise.

The two (2) suspects are described as; Male black, 5’8′ 170 pounds, approximately 18 years old with short black hair.

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Anyone with information is asked to call Crime Stoppers at (800) 577-TIPS (8477). The public can also submit their tips by logging onto Crimestoppers’ website and at nypdcrimestoppers.com or by texting their tips to CRIMES (274637), then enter TIP577.

All calls are strictly confidential.

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3 Comments on From The New York Shitty Inbox, Part I: Grand Larceny?

  1. Peter on Sun, 3rd Jun 2012 10:36 am
  2. Back in the 1960’s a rumor spread that you could get high from smoking dried banana peels. Within days supermarkets throughout the country were sold out of bananas. Could be that there’s a similar rumor with respect to Mucinex.

  3. missheather on Sun, 3rd Jun 2012 10:41 am
  4. Possibly. The Mucinex spokesboogers do seem to be having one hell of a good time. Perhaps they are onto something? πŸ™‚

  5. Jennnuh on Mon, 4th Jun 2012 6:43 am
  6. I currently work at the location where this robbery took place. This isnt the first time these guys have hit our store either. They hit our store for thousands and thousands every week. It’s lame because it is now corporate policy that our security cannot stand in the way or grab/hold onto any shop lifters.

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