Spotted On West Street: A Very Special Employment Opportunity

This week a friend of mine, upon reading my horoscope, informed me I would have a career opportunity this week. Thus, you can imagine my surprise (subsequent disappointment) when I encountered the above solicitation on West Street this afternoon. While I may be a wee bit too— how shall we say— “long in the tooth” for the above position, I do feel compelled to pass it along here lest any “fun” and “open-minded” Greenpoint gals find it of interest. My advice: it has been your truly’s observation that when a fellow seeks a woman with an open mind, her legs are expected to follow suit.

In closing, this is as sterling an opportunity as any to announce that New York Shitty is looking for interns! Sorry ladies, men need only apply. Those who are curious as to what this prestigious (READ: UNPAID) sinecure entails, please take a moment to watch the following video.

Just kidding.

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2 Comments on Spotted On West Street: A Very Special Employment Opportunity

  1. Peter on Tue, 10th Jul 2012 6:15 pm
  2. My advice: it has been your truly’s observation that when a fellow seeks an open mind, one’s legs are expected to follow suit.

    I got a good laugh out of that!

  3. missheather on Tue, 10th Jul 2012 6:44 pm
  4. No problem, Peter. I aspire to entertain as well as inform! Although I did spruce-up my word-smithing a bit. (Have a case of the stupids today. Allergies do that.) Did you notice that the young lady in question will occasionally travel abroad to nice locations? This is rather open to interpretation if you ask me.

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