Culture on the Cheap
From The New York Shitty Inbox: Bacon Is Lost!
A fellow named Jason writes:
Hello Ms. Heather,
I am writing this to seek your help to find our missing cat in our neighborhood (Greenpoint).
If you could take a look at our craigslist page for our missing cat information and contribute somehow to your blog to get more attention, that would be much appreciated. http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/pet/3965012459.html
We really appreciate your help.
Done! If anyone has seen Bacon or knows of her whereabouts please contact Jason via email at email@example.com or call (917) 554-0279/(347) 266 0997.
UPDATE, 9:57 PM: I have received word that Bacon has found her way safely back home. YAY!