From The New York Shitty Inbox: Hey Ladies!

October 29, 2009 by
Filed under: Advanced Life Forms, Culture War, Manhattan 

Christina writes (in an email entitled “An Offer You Cannot Refuse”):

Go ahead, admit it…you know you want him!

HEYLADIES

You know, I have procrastinated coloring my hair because I simply cannot make up my mind. This may very well be the deal maker: clearly blondes do have more fun!* In Harlem, anyway.

Miss Heather

*Or not. It has been brought to my attention that this solicitation has since been annotated.

whynot

serious

Why can’t we all just get along?

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One Comment on From The New York Shitty Inbox: Hey Ladies!

  1. rowan on Thu, 29th Oct 2009 6:46 pm
  2. I am very weirded out by this. Just so you know, I am *NOT* soliciting women up in Harlem.

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