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Greenpoint Photo Du Jour: Every Sperm Is Sacred

March 10, 2009 ·
Filed under: Greenpoint Magic 


From Kent Street.

Miss Heather

Because I Can: Exquisite On Monitor Street

March 9, 2009 ·
Filed under: Greenpoint Magic 


This one’s for you, Bob.

Miss Heather

Vollies Needed For The North Brooklyn Story Project

March 9, 2009 ·
Filed under: Greenpoint Magic, Williamsburg 


This item comes courtesy of my buddy over at Brooklyn11211. He writes:

…NAG (Neighbors Allied for Good Growth) has been doing a series of town hall meetings over the past few months trying to get people engaged on different aspect of life and activism in Williamsburg and Greenpoint. One of the projects to come out this is the North Brooklyn Story Project, which seeks to compile an oral history of the neighborhood and its denizens. They’re having a meeting for volunteers Wednesday, March 11, in anticipation of a training at Brooklyn Historical Society later this month.

I’d appreciate it if you could post something on this for us.
For more information about this wonderful opportunity to help document the glory that is Greenpoint (and okay, Williamsburg) click here to be directed to NAG’s web site or click here to read their press release.

Miss Heather

Greenpoint Photos Du Jour: Blight Me

March 9, 2009 ·
Filed under: Greenpoint Magic 


“Blight Me” was a feature on the Gowanus Lounge I was both very fond of and had the dubious honor of making numerous contributions to. Before Robert Guskind’s untimely death I had planned to run the following either here or contribute it to his site. These photographs are therefore just over a week old. Not that anything has really changed at this location. Given the Department of Buildings inability and/or unwillingness to police death traps (such as the following) I suspect this eyesore (which hails from 156 India Street) will grace my fair ‘nabe for a very, very long time.

On March 4, 2009 The Queens Courier wrote:

The New York City Department of Buildings (DOB) might as well be renamed the Department of Blight. Blight is what they allow to exist in this city, blight is what they allow to be built in many Queens neighborhoods, and blight is what the DOB fails to remove and demolish even though they are the agency that can do just that.

This was written in reference to a house in Whitestone, Queens. However, it is equally applicable here in Greenpoint.


Case in point: 156 India Street. I have written about this building before. Its tenants were forced to evacuate this building and the tenement located behind it in May 2008 because they were deemed too dangerous for human habitation. Among the reasons cited were:


It should also be noted that joists in the cellar were found to be rotted and it 45 degree angles.  Inadequate fire-proofing in the cellar and around the boiler were also noted. The owner, Kevin Nealis, was ordered to make repairs. He has since been served a number of summons and notice for inspection.


With predictable results.


I have said it before and I will say it again.


What is the point of having rules and regulations…


if they are not enforced?


Taking a pro-active stance on buildings such as 156 India Street is not only a matter of principle; it is also protects the quality of life for the neighborhood as a whole. Derelict properties are a magnet for squatters, ne’er do wells and people whose intentions are anything but nice. What’s more, it’s bad for business.


Would you pay $1,800+ a month to have a balcony whose “scenic views” include this eyesore?

Miss Heather

P.S.: I want to give special thanks Queens Crap for bringing this article from the Queens Courier to my attention. Thanks!

Introducing Mr. Floatie

March 9, 2009 ·
Filed under: Area 51, Greenpoint Magic, Newtown Creek 

On The Waterfront With Mr. Floatie from Heal The Harbor on Vimeo.

Methinks Greenpoint needs to have its very own spokesturd. Given that Newtown Creek contains both oil and “floaties” I would like to propose that his name be “Slick Willie”. Thoughts, anyone?

Miss Heather

P.S.: Special thanks go out to Laura Hofmann for bringing this gem to my attention.

Williamsburg Photo Du Jour: Roll!

March 9, 2009 ·
Filed under: Area 51 


From Berry Street.

Miss Heather

Mark Your Calendars: The Greenpoint Mac-Off

March 9, 2009 ·
Filed under: Greenpoint Magic 


When I saw the flier for this in the window of t.b.d. yesterday I knew this was going to be on my “to do” list. Now throw in an offer to be one of the “celebrity judges” (imagine that: me, a simple Greenpoint housewife who lives two blocks away from the largest waste treatment plant on the East coast and works at a junk shop. Dreams really do come true folks.) and I was all over this like white on rice. So you can imagine my delight when Lisa, the woman publicizing this event, was kind enough to forward me the press release for this event. Here it is:


NEW YORK – Four of Greenpoint’s best bars will be participating in the first Great Greenpoint Mac Off to be held beginning at 4pm on Sunday, March 22nd.  The pub crawl offers customers the opportunity to experience North Brooklyn’s diverse offerings of the comfort food staple, macaroni and cheese, while benefiting from drink specials from each establishment.

Starting at 4pm at Red Star chef, John Manzo serves up his menu’s Mac ‘N Cheese of the day. At its own pace, the crawl moves to The Habitat where chef/owner Ashley Engmann offers samples from their standard menu. Participants then cross the road to The Mark Bar, the tried and true Greenpoint watering hole celebrating its 5th year, where Chef Michael Diprima of Lamb and Jaffey and Dream Cuisine Catering fame serves the group from their all day menu.  The crawl moves one block to t.b.d. Brooklyn to receive a final sample prepared by chef Cody Utzman, owner of local Cali-Mex eatery Papacitos and the soon to open Brooklyn Standard (! — ed. note)

Judging takes place at 8pm at t.b.d. Brooklyn by local celebrity judges giving their own critiques of the fare from each bar while customer voting will determine the winner of the highly coveted title of Greenpoint’s Best Mac & Cheese. Expect hot tempers and tough competition for this good-natured prize. The crowd remains at t.b.d. for the after-party with entertainment provided by local Greenpoint DJs Plant Y Junk.

The Great Greenpoint Mac Off
Sunday, March 22, 2009 4:00 – 8:00 p.m.

Red Star
37 Greenpoint Avenue
(718) 349-0149.

The Habitat
988 Manhattan Avenue
(718) 383-5815

The Mark Bar
1025 Manhattan Avenue
(718) 349-2340

t.b.d. Brooklyn
244 Franklin Street
(718) 349-6727

Not only is this event totally free— each bar will provide a free sample of their signature mac and cheese— but a different drink special will be available at each bar. Hot damn!

Miss Heather

Thought Of The Day

March 9, 2009 ·
Filed under: Greenpoint Magic 


If you are going to build a ginormous “luxury” apartment building/fortress on McGuinness Boulevard (and for the record I find this to be an excruciatingly foolish thing to do) it might behoove you to remove the graffiti from the entrance before having an open house.



Somehow “kook” written in pink spray paint and a bunch of wires dangling from a wall do not strike me as being a very good selling tool— but what would I know? Perhaps this is some new marketing tactic I don’t know about?

Miss Heather

Williamsburg Photos Du Jour: Googly Eyes

March 8, 2009 ·
Filed under: Williamsburg 



From North 9th Street.

Miss Heather

Best. Lost Dog. Flier. EVER.: Rodney Street

March 8, 2009 ·
Filed under: Williamsburg 


Not content with merely duping the elderly and naive into purchasing energy at inflated prices it would appear that IDT Energy is now embroiled in a case of dognapping.

…Person had a tattoo on his neck.


Miss Heather

P.S.: In all seriousness folks if you know anything about this most unusual situation please contact the dog’s rightful owner at the above telephone numbers. I do not know if either of the following fliers are related to the one gracing the beginning of this post— but to be on the safe side here they are.



This is the kind of stuff that breaks my heart. There is a special place in hell for the kind of people would steal pets for money. Jerks.