Crosstown Local Photos du Jour: TD Bank

December 6, 2008 ·
Filed under: Ft. Greene, Greenpoint Magic 

Smith – 9th Bound Platform at Fulton Street

Queens-bound platform at Greenpoint Avenue

Miss Heather

Williamspoint Photo du Jour: Lucha Libre Crack

December 5, 2008 ·
Filed under: Greenpoint Magic, Williamsburg 

From Debevoise Avenue.

Miss Heather

Meet Yes Gallery

December 5, 2008 ·
Filed under: Greenpoint Magic 

While this newest addition to the Garden Spot of The Universe isn’t entirely new, I have been meaning to give it a mention on New York Shitty. Today, dear readers, is that day.

Here are the deets: Yes Gallery is located in the basement of 147 India Street between Manhattan Avenue and beautiful McGuinness Boulevard. They opened late October with a group which, quite frankly, I’m pretty disappointed I missed. It looked fantastic. Anyhoo, I was lucky enough to see their second show, have a quick chat with their proprietress and meet her French Bulldog Cobra (who, if you’re wondering, is a SHE).

Here’s a sneak peek at the interior of this establishment.

While difficult to capture on camera, it is a lovely space. What’s more, the show they currently have up is pretty spiffy to boot! I for one really like this painting of a primeval couch. Those of you who have the time really should give this show a look-see. It closes on December 15, 2008.

Yes Gallery
147 India Street (basement)
Brooklyn, New York 11222
(347) 599-2322

In other news (of particular interest folks staying in New York City this holiday season and last minute shoppers alike) I have been told their next show will feature 100 8″x10″ photographs by 100 different artists for sale at the (very) reasonable price) of $99.00 a pop. The opening is scheduled for December 21, 2008. I will publish more details here as I learn them.

Miss Heather

‘Tis The Season: 97 Russell Street

December 5, 2008 ·
Filed under: Greenpoint Magic 

Yesterday we visited our friends over on Humboldt Street. Today I thought it only appropriate to see how the competition is doing over on Russell.

It would appear that (unlike Halloween) 97 Russell Street has a commanding lead. Here are a few highlights.

I have a confession to make: these carolers sort of give me the creeps.

However, I do like these angels.

The same goes for these snowmen.

Especially this one which bears an uncanny resemblance to Winston Churchill.

Naturally a nativity is present…

and not even the windows have been left untouched. Thus far this is the finest Christmas display I have seen this year. Therefore, I give 97 Russell Street two enthusiastic thumbs up!

Miss Heather

A Goat’s Story

December 5, 2008 ·
Filed under: Williamsburg 

The older readers among you might remember this little guy. I found him hanging out with a few friends knocking back a few brewskis in front of 1000 Manhattan Avenue (Greenpoint’s gift which has mercifully since quit giving) one Saturday afternoon back in 2007.

Well, this week I discovered (while researching this post) that this fella was not the first such animal to call north Brooklyn his home. Apparently his brethren were quite fancied by the local populace at the turn of the century. Enough so that even one of our fire houses had a goat as a pet. We can only hope the fate that awaited our little Greenpointer was better than what awaited his predecessor in this article from the April 15, 1895 edition of the Brooklyn Daily Eagle. Enjoy!

He became very ill and hid himself in the darkest corner of the cellar.

This reminds me of how I felt after my high school English teacher made us read Sylvia Plath. Ugh.

Miss Heather

Greenpoint Photo du Jour: We Have A Name!

December 5, 2008 ·
Filed under: Greenpoint Magic 

As you can see the marquee says nothing about massages. I can only hope this is an oversight on their part.

Miss Heather

Thought Of The Day: Waiting For The B61

December 4, 2008 ·
Filed under: Greenpoint Magic 

Sharpie markers should come with spell check— or a breathalyzer test— preferably both.

Miss Heather

Note: the above missive originally read as follows

I am affraid to admit that I fucked up. SO? DRoid

Greenpoint Photo du Jour: GAIA

December 4, 2008 ·
Filed under: Greenpoint Magic 

From McGuinness Boulevard.

Miss Heather

Public Service Announcement

December 4, 2008 ·
Filed under: Greenpoint Magic 

The Salvation Army on Manhattan Avenue is sporting quite a noteworthy assortment of holiday decor today. Best to get down there while supplies last!

Miss Heather

Location, Location, Location…

December 4, 2008 ·
Filed under: Greenpoint Magic, Long Island City, Williamsburg 

The one thing I am going to miss now that the real estate boom is over is the mind-bogglingly bad locations being shilled as quite “livable” by developers. Let’s take the L Haus, for example.

Nestled next to Brooklyn’s Eighth Wonder Of The World (that being the Pulaski Bridge) this phlegm-hued architectural marvel makes me think of many things. Livability is not one of them. But believe it or not I discovered recently locations can come worse. Where did I have this epiphany, you ask? Where else: Greenpoint. Albeit by a nose.

Behold 20 Division Place.

Located at the bucolic paradise that is the intersection of Division Place and Debevoise Avenue, this lot not only sits atop the Meeker Avenue plume, but it is also been approved by the Board Of Standards and Appeals (in their nothing less than Solomon-like wisdom) for six condominium units and four garages! I know you are all reaching for check books about now so I have been kind enough to share the scenic vistas which await the person lucky enough to call this Valhalla home.

Here’s Debevoise Avenue looking north.

Division Place facing east.

Debevoise Avenue facing south.

If you lived here these shoes could be yours!

And of course Division Place facing west. I am certain there’s a nice view of Manhattan to be had here if exercise enough imagination.

And while you’re there why not say hello to some of your new neighbors?

The folks in apartment two seem like normal enough folks to me.

Miss Heather