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Southside Photos Du Jour: Poo Poo Platter

March 30, 2009 ·
Filed under: Dog Shit, Dung of the Day, Williamsburg 

poopoo

Just in time for April Fool’s Day Spacecraft present their “make it yourself” Poo Poo Platter.

poopooplatter

As you can see some of it is rather convincing (note the presence of corn in the turd at far right. NICE.)— but there’s still no substitute for the real thing.

movingsale

I’m sorry I missed out on this moving sale. Furniture, books, CDs, DVDs, Vintage duds, cool stuff and an enormous pile of shit?!? These people have everything!

Miss Heather

Greenpoint Photo Du Jour: 6 for $3.00

March 30, 2009 ·
Filed under: Greenpoint Magic 

6for3

From Bedford Avenue.

Miss Heather

North Brooklyn Photos Du Jour: Southside Sunday

March 29, 2009 ·
Filed under: Williamsburg 

whiterabbit

daffodils

mary

South 2nd Street

kinky

South 4th Street

pizzaandrestaurant

357

Bedford Avenue

Miss Heather

Williamsburg Photo Du Jour: American Vomit

March 29, 2009 ·
Filed under: Williamsburg 

analsex

From Bedford Avenue.

Miss Heather

Coming Up: Craft On Draught

March 25, 2009 ·
Filed under: Brooklyn, Bushwick, Greenpoint Magic, Recession, Williamsburg 

fabricthumbnailI’ve been doing a lot of spring cleaning of late. You know, getting rid of stuff you told yourself— REPEATEDLY— that you would do something with. But never did. Here’s your opportunity to dump, drink and make. Leslie writes:

Bring out your busted sewing projects, tired T-shirts, hideous hand-me-downs—basically all the crappy clothes from your closet that you don’t want anymore, or the stuff you’ve been meaning to make awesome—for the ultimate happy hour of destruction, reconstruction, and social mixing!

You provide the scrap, we’ll provide the beer, inspiration, crafting tools, and help from author-crafters Heather Ross and Kayte Terry—plus special projects for purchase: Scrappliqué undies, totebags, cards, jewelry boxes, picture frames, onesies and T-shirts (with that new T-shirt smell)!

WHAT: Craft in Draught Debut

WHEN: April 2, 2009.

WHERE: Spacecraft Brooklyn
355 Bedford Avenue
Brooklyn, New York 11211

(718) 599-2718

WHY: Because it is fun and your $15.00 admission fee (or two for $10) “gets you free beer, and a raffle ticket to win a copy of WEEKEND SEWING by Heather Ross, COMPLETE EMBELISHING by Kayte Terry, grab bags of goodies from Etsy and STC Craft/Melanie Falick Books, cute fabric bundles from Heather Ross’s Mendocino line, a gift certificate to Housing Works Bookstore Café , and other assorted surprises!”

HOW: JMZ at Marcy, Bedford Avenue stop of the L or the B61, baby!

To RSVP for this event you need to shoot an email to:  rsvp (at) spacecraftbrooklyn (dot) com

Otherwise it should be noted that Craft in Draught will alternate between Spacecraft and 3rd Ward the first  Thursday of every month. “East Williamsburg” will get your turn in May!*

3rd Ward
195 Morgan Avenue
Brooklyn, New York 11237

Miss Heather

*Bonus points if you also haul in your wool sweaters and socks, to be felted in preparation for the Felt Up for Spring!

North Brooklyn Street Art Du Jour: Naughty Bits

March 23, 2009 ·
Filed under: Greenpoint Magic, Williamsburg 

bedfordavetreetwat

Bedford Avenue

north7stcooch

North 7th Street

fallopiantubes

Shortly after I took the above photograph a worker at this site (which is located on Kent Street) asked me if this was supposed to be a flower. I saw no good reason why I should disavow him of this notion.

Miss Heather

Greenpoint Photo Du Jour: Fun On The B61

March 22, 2009 ·
Filed under: Greenpoint Magic 

funontheb61

Bedford Avenue, Greenpoint

Miss Heather

Williamspoint Photos Du Jour: Made Off

March 21, 2009 ·
Filed under: Greenpoint Magic, Street Art, Williamsburg 

booksnbrain

aig-on-north-6-streetnys

aig1

North 6th Street, Williamsburg

aigvu

doheroin

Bedford Avenue, Williamsburg

bernie

Yes kids, that’s a bigass portrait of Bernie Madoff being rolled down Franklin Street. The man behind the Madoff (and the dolley) is none other than Paul Richard. At last we met!  He was a very nice guy— if a bit coy.* He told me this portrait was purchased by a collector on the Upper East Side. Is this true? I’ll leave that up to you, dear readers, to decide.

Miss Heather

*It should be noted that he seemed very happy to know the shit-laden manties on West Street were holding up.

Bi-Borough Photos Du Jour: People In My Neighborhood

yellowchick

Bedford Avenue, Williamsburg

juniorandson

Metropolitan Avenue, Williamsburg

tuesday-afternoon-on-vandervoortnys

Vandervoort Avenue, Greenpoint

jemal

Anthony Street, Greenpoint


hellokitty

expressionofyou

mordred

manwithicecream

Manhattan Avenue, Greenpoint

103amonth

Crosstown Local, Queens

skateboarder

5th Street, Long Island City

kidswithsinatra

44th Drive, Long Island City.

Miss Heather


Borough Of Found Toys: Special St. Paddy’s Day Edition

March 17, 2009 ·
Filed under: Greenpoint Magic, Williamsburg 

forkliftbear

Beadel Street.

spidey

gorillaandcow

chinesedragon

carfilledwithtoys

Bedford Avenue.

barbie

lizardthing

Greenpoint Avenue.

I know what you’re thinking:

What the hell does any of this have to do with St. Patrick’s Day?

That’s where the following select find from Havemeyer Street comes in.

elephant

Be sure to drink responsibly tonight or you might end up like this poor pachyderm.

elephant2

No sir, being found in a pile of rubbish in a parking lot the next morning would really suck. Note that someone has gone to the trouble of tagging this toy. (Priceless.)

Miss Heather

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