Crosstown Local Photos Du Jour: Great Moments In Advertising Placement

Great moments in advertising nys

Those of you who have not done so already really should to take a moment to enjoy this amusing (and therefore completely unintentional) choice of advertising placement courtesy of the M.T.A. On the left we have Amy Schumer. As you can see she is flanked by a number of buttocks. This is of course in reference to this sketch. On the right we have an advertisement for buttock enhancement because apparently folks do in fact have and will expend $3,900 to get a bigger ass. Who knew?

This being the G train it goes without saying that both advertisements have been “enhanced”. The advertisement on the right received a fart cloud. Nice. Ms. Schumer on the other hand (quite literally)…

Happy Snail nys

got this happy little snail. Given the vandalism modus operandi hereabouts (penis in mouth) I am going to take this as a sign of respect— possibly even fan-dom. Right on.

Now At The Sunshine Laundromat: MSG-FEST 2015

MSG Fest 2015 nys

You can always reply upon the fine folks at Greenpoint’s very own Sunshine Laundromat for a good chuckle. Well done. Keep ’em coming!

(Taken April 25, 2015.)

The Word On The Street, Part I: Nassau Avenue

I Heart NY nys

Taken April 25, 2015.

Greenpoint Photo Du Jour: Green Street

April 22, 2015 ·
Filed under: 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic 

Green Street April 22 2015 nys

Taken April 22, 2015.

Urban Artifact: Hot In The City

April 22, 2015 ·
Filed under: 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic, Urban Artifact 

Traffic Control Box with 45 nys

Hot In The City nys

From Manhattan Avenue.

The Word On The Street: NO

NO nys

Taken April 12, 2015.

New York Shitty Street Seating Du Jour: Manhattan Avenue

Manhattan Avenue April 12 2015 nys

Manhattan Avenue View 2 nys

Happy Spring!

(Taken April 12, 2015.)

Lost At/Around India & Manhattan: Wojtek

wojtek

As spotted today while running errands. If you have seen this fellow (whose name is pronounced VOY-TEK) please contact his family at the above-listed telephone number (whose last four digits are 3951). He is clearly missed.

New York Shitty Photos Du Jour: Sunshine Laundromat

Notice

Attention nys

Looks like they’re applying for a license to serve wine and beer. Can I honestly say I am surprised by this? No, I cannot.

Greenpoint Photos Du Jour: Life Imitates Art

April 5, 2015 ·
Filed under: 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic, Urban Fur 

Leonard Street nys

Life Imitates Art Leonard Street

Taken April 5, 2015.