Posts Tagged ‘ Montrose Avenue ’

For Sale On Montrose Avenue: Chuckie

Feb
08

Any takers?

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New York Shitty Day Ender: T.V. Set

Jan
04

From Montrose Avenue.

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New York Shitty Day Ender: Three For The Road

Dec
13

Taken December 13, 2011.

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Spotted On Montrose Avenue: Diversification

Dec
13

As a resident of north Brooklyn, the home of such ground-breaking ventures in capitalism as an auto shop and a laundromat sporting pinball parlors and a table tennis/art gallery which serves beer, I found this latest rather inventive business model par for the course. Need to buy your Aunt Tillie some knick-knacks and get your tires rotated this holiday season, gentle readers? Look no further: ZP is your place! Tell ‘em Miss Heather sent you…

ZP Auto Repair & Vintage Stuff
37 Montrose Avenue
Brooklyn, New York 11206

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From The New York Shitty Inbox: An Assault/Attempted Robbery On Montrose Avenue

Jul
30

I have refrained from posting this item until I had all the facts. Now that I have them I will pass them along here. On Thursday, July 28, at 9:00 p.m. a young woman was assaulted after entering her apartment building on Montrose Avenue.* The assailant, who wore a red bandanna to conceal his face, wrestled her to the floor. While her companions watched he attempted to use a box cutter to cut the strap of her purse. She had the presence of mind to (as it was described to me) “scream bloody murder”. Luckily, this was enough to scare him. He fled the building and rode off on a bicycle. A police report has been filed.

It was posited to me by my tipster that this man managed to gain entrance to the building because both doors gracing the entrance were left open. Please, PLEASE let this be a warning to all reading this tome to exercise additional vigilance when exiting and entering your homes. Do not simply “buzz” people into your building. Demand that all visitors identify themselves or better yet: go to the front door in person and let people in.

For all intents and purposes Montrose Avenue is a highly trafficked and pretty safe street. If this can happen there (a stone’s throw from the 90th Precinct, I’ll add) it can happen anywhere. Stay safe, folks!

Miss Heather

*I will not give a specific address, but it was in the 100′s.

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New York Shitty Day Ender: Montrose Avenue

Jul
28

Taken July 28, 2011.

Miss Heather

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The Word On The Street: Bum

May
18

From Montrose Avenue.

Miss Heather

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New York Shitty Day Starter: All That Glitters

May
13

From Montrose Avenue.

Miss Heather

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East Williamsburg Photo du Jour: Finger

May
12

From Montrose Avenue.

Miss Heather

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Spotted On Montrose Avenue: HYacinth 7-2041

May
10

It was the delightfully kitschy photo gracing this advertisement which initially caught my eye. Then I noticed the address.

I’m on Montrose Avenue.

I thought to myself.

I wonder where 201 Montrose Avenue is?

Then it hit me.

I was there.

Miss Heather

P.S.: For those of you are wondering, yes I simply stumbled upon this piece of art work while walking around. For reasons only known to the person responsible he/she saw fit to leave this item at its former “home”. This is one of the most uncanny experiences I have ever had on a walk. Amazing.

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