Urban Fur: Skinny

June 14, 2012 ·
Filed under: 11206, East Williamsburg, East Williamsburg Brooklyn, Urban Fur 

As spied by my camera supervising her “person” doing some gardening on Montrose Avenue. Her person (a very nice lady with a green thumb) put it to me this way:

She’s smarter than both of us.

And that Skinny is. She gets three hots and a cot and a garden to boot!

New York Shitty Day Ender: PULL

May 22, 2012 ·
Filed under: 11206, East Williamsburg, East Williamsburg Brooklyn, Street Art 

From Montrose Avenue.

New York Shitty Day Starter: Art Is…

From Montrose Avenue.

Spotted On Montrose Avenue: A Very Special Dare

I stumbled upon this item outside the Montrose Avenue stop of the L train this afternoon. I am honestly at a loss for words save perhaps noting:

1. strap-hangers (presumably inconvenienced by the recent spate of weekend service suspensions) must be getting desperate if Volkswagen station wagons are at risk.

2. some might wish to install The Club on their child-safety seats/strollers.

This is gonna get ugly folks…

For Sale On Montrose Avenue: Chuckie

February 8, 2012 ·
Filed under: 11206, East Williamsburg, East Williamsburg Brooklyn 

Any takers?

New York Shitty Day Ender: T.V. Set

From Montrose Avenue.

New York Shitty Day Ender: Three For The Road

December 13, 2011 ·
Filed under: 11206, 11211, Urban Fur, Williamsburg, Williamsburg Brooklyn 

Taken December 13, 2011.

Spotted On Montrose Avenue: Diversification

As a resident of north Brooklyn, the home of such ground-breaking ventures in capitalism as an auto shop and a laundromat sporting pinball parlors and a table tennis/art gallery which serves beer, I found this latest rather inventive business model par for the course. Need to buy your Aunt Tillie some knick-knacks and get your tires rotated this holiday season, gentle readers? Look no further: ZP is your place! Tell ’em Miss Heather sent you…

ZP Auto Repair & Vintage Stuff
37 Montrose Avenue
Brooklyn, New York 11206

From The New York Shitty Inbox: An Assault/Attempted Robbery On Montrose Avenue

I have refrained from posting this item until I had all the facts. Now that I have them I will pass them along here. On Thursday, July 28, at 9:00 p.m. a young woman was assaulted after entering her apartment building on Montrose Avenue.* The assailant, who wore a red bandanna to conceal his face, wrestled her to the floor. While her companions watched he attempted to use a box cutter to cut the strap of her purse. She had the presence of mind to (as it was described to me) “scream bloody murder”. Luckily, this was enough to scare him. He fled the building and rode off on a bicycle. A police report has been filed.

It was posited to me by my tipster that this man managed to gain entrance to the building because both doors gracing the entrance were left open. Please, PLEASE let this be a warning to all reading this tome to exercise additional vigilance when exiting and entering your homes. Do not simply “buzz” people into your building. Demand that all visitors identify themselves or better yet: go to the front door in person and let people in.

For all intents and purposes Montrose Avenue is a highly trafficked and pretty safe street. If this can happen there (a stone’s throw from the 90th Precinct, I’ll add) it can happen anywhere. Stay safe, folks!

Miss Heather

*I will not give a specific address, but it was in the 100’s.

New York Shitty Day Ender: Montrose Avenue

Taken July 28, 2011.

Miss Heather

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