From The New York Shitty Inbox: Stolen!

A lass named Fifi writes:

Hey there, Miss Heather,

Since you’re so good at putting the word our to the nabe when one of us loses something, I thought I’d reach out. My beautiful 3 & 1/2 year old Fuji cruiser was stolen from in front of my apt on on Leonard, between Greenpoint & Calyer. Cops say it’s my job to look for it, so I’m scouring. It’s a light silvery-purple in the body shape of the attached pic.

Bike has:

black wire basket on front

black water bottle holder

rear-view mirror on left side

ringy-bell with cats on it on left side

front wheel was recently bent on a ride

If you could let people know, I’d be ever so grateful!

Done! Anyone who has seen this bicycle or knows of its whereabouts should contact Fifi via email at fifi(dot)fleshwound (at)gmail(dot)com

Thanks!