A Fat Rat’s Ass…

May 20, 2007 by
Filed under: Area 51 

or Signs of Intelligent Life in the world of Curbed Comments

After last week’s insanity, I want to start this week with on a decidedly more “up” note. Not all Curbed commentors are raving lunatics. Some of these people are quite witty. People like “Mal Content” and “Lonely Guy”, for example. Their handiwork (regarding the inflatable scab-busting rats at Northside Piers) can be found here.

“Mal Content” writes:

I have this vision of the inflatables rental shop getting confused, resulting in a group of eight-year-olds at a birthday party trying to have fun with one of those rats while a group of construction workers bounce with glee in a Dora the Explorer Fun Castle across from a worksite.

To wit “Lonely Guy” writes back:

“Mal Content,” I once ordered a, well, let’s call her an inflatible companion, and got a rat instead. There wasn’t anyplace for lubricant so I shipped it back.

Miss Heather begs to differ, “Lonely Guy”…

Fat Rat’s Ass

Where there’s a will, there is always a way. That’s why we hear stories like the one about the EMS being called to dislodge some lonely dude’s dick from a vacuum cleaner attachment.

Miss Heather


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