McGolrick Park Revisited

June 13, 2007 by
Filed under: Area 51, Dog Shit Signage 

Earlier this week I found myself in the unfortunate position of having to patronize the McGolrick Park women’s bathroom. I had to wait behind two mothers who saw fit to accompany their school-aged daughters as they did #1. When it was my turn I discovered the reason for their otherwise strange behavior.

McGolrick Park Crapper 6/11/07

Fortunately for me, I had sufficient “internal pressure” to render peeing standing up plausible. I didn’t bother flushing the toilet. Would you try to negotiate the above piss-laden toilet paper death gauntlet? I didn’t think so.
Poop on the floor

Ironically enough, there is a sign posted on the building which houses this public lavatory admonishing park patrons not to leave their doggie doo on the “floor”. Before using the above toilet I found Hasam’s choice of words amusing; afterwards it made complete sense. The only contructive criticism I have to offer is he failed to mention hominids pissing on the floor (toilet, walls, etc.). Perhaps the aforementioned practices are acceptable?

If you ask me, the people who deserve a $1,000 fine are:

  1. The person(s) who rendered this bathroom into such a deplorable state. Maybe it was this guy?
  2. The parks employees who have seen fit to let it remain like this.

In all seriousness folks, this is inexcusable.

Miss Heather

Comments

2 Comments on McGolrick Park Revisited

  1. knotslaning on Wed, 13th Jun 2007 9:07 am
  2. I hate to ruin the fun about the statue pooping but I live across the street from this park and I did some investigating this morning while walking my dog (which I picked up all of his poop). What I discovered is that the stuff that appears to be coming out of his but is actually his foot. If you look at the front of the statue his leg is bent and he is sitting on his foot and the toes are hanging out behind his butt. It is still peculiar why he is naked but I believe I’m right on the foot thing.

  3. missheather on Wed, 13th Jun 2007 12:08 pm
  4. I know. :) If you look at the statue from the right it is, indeed, a foot.

    However, if you look at it straight on or from the left it looks like crap. He has his foot shoved pretty far up his ass. I would imagine his balls must be in a vise-like grip. Ouch.

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