Apartment for Rent

June 20, 2007 by
Filed under: Area 51 

Yesterday afternoon I discovered an apartment for rent in Blissville, Queens.

Apartment for rent in Blissville

It appears to be a rather sizeable one too.

Apartment for rent

As any real estate wizard will tell you: location and amenities are everything. And this place delivers, albeit in more ways than one.

Foxes

Not only is your new home conveniently located next door to a laundromat, but you are also mere steps (or a phone call) away from an establishment called “Foxes”. Of course, man cannot live on compensated companionship alone; a few lap dances (or running a load of laundry after the aforementioned bumps and grinds) can make a man hungry.

If you lived here…

Mmmm… titties-n-Taliban toast…

Miss Heather

Comments

3 Comments on Apartment for Rent

  1. dupreciate on Wed, 20th Jun 2007 7:44 am
  2. Laundromat/lounge/stripclub. I just figured out how I’m going to earn my first million.

  3. missheather on Wed, 20th Jun 2007 7:48 am
  4. Excellent idea! I will corner the market for “personal moisture” products. It will be a monopoly of moisture; I will be the KY Queen of Kings County!

  5. rowan on Tue, 17th Jul 2007 12:26 pm
  6. i ride by this place on the B24, everytime i visit my boyfriend, who lives in Sunnyside. one day, when we are bored, we are going to call this number and see what happens. to this day, neither of us has ever seen Foxes open for business.

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