Culture on the Cheap
Apartment for Rent
Yesterday afternoon I discovered an apartment for rent in Blissville, Queens.
It appears to be a rather sizeable one too.
As any real estate wizard will tell you: location and amenities are everything. And this place delivers, albeit in more ways than one.
Not only is your new home conveniently located next door to a laundromat, but you are also mere steps (or a phone call) away from an establishment called “Foxes”. Of course, man cannot live on compensated companionship alone; a few lap dances (or running a load of laundry after the aforementioned bumps and grinds) can make a man hungry.
Mmmm… titties-n-Taliban toast…